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 Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2010 2:35 am
1.‘Scattered showers with outbreaks of sunshine and a northerly wind’ is good weather!
2.The only sausage you like is square.
3.You have been forced to do Scottish country dancing every year at high school.
4.You know a wide vocabulary of random Scottish words -- an idiot is a numpty. Aye -- yes, Aye right -- not likely, Auldjin -- someone over 40, Baltic- freezing.
5.You have an irrational need to eat anything fried with your supper from the chippy -- haggis, pizza, white pudding, sausage, fish, chicken.
6.You used to love destroying your teeth when you where young; Buchanan’s toffees, Wham bars, tablet, Irn-Bru bars, Cola cubes etc.
7.You have an enormous feeling of dread when every Scotland play a diddy team.
8.You happily engage in conversation about the weather.
9.Even if you normally hate the Proclaimers, Runrig, Caledonia, Deacon Blue, Big Country etc. You still love it when your in a club abroad and they play something Scottish( You”l probably even ask the dj to play it again)
10.You take a perverse pride in the fact Scotland has the highest number of alcohol and smoking related deaths in Europe.
11.You need to watch Glen Michael’s cartoon Cavalcade on a Sunday afternoon with his sidekick oil lamp called Paladin.
12.You get Oor Wullie or Broons annuals at Christmas.
13.You have come in from the pub pissed with flatmate’s and watch Weir’s Way, engrossed by a little guy with a bobbly hat walking around Scotland.
14.You can tell where another scot is from by there accent,
Glasgow: “Awright pal, gonnae gies a wee swatch oa yur Record, cheers, magic
pal”
Fifer: “Aye, that wifie is getting it oan wi a laddie fae the
butchers”
Dundonian: “Twa bridies, a plen ane in an ingin ane an a”
Aberdonian: “Fit ya bin up tae, fair few quines in the night eh?”
Invernesian: “Ah-ee, Right Enufff! “How’s you keeeeeepeeeen?”.
15.You see cops and hear someone shout ‘Errrapolis’.
16.You have participated in or witnessed people having a ’square go’.
17.You know that when someone asks you which school you went to, they want to know if your a Protestant or Catholic
.
18.You have eaten lots and lots of random Scottish food like mince 7 tatties, haggis, cullen skink, stovies, Tunnock’s tea cakes/Snowballs, Scott’s porage oats, Macaroon bars, Baxter’s Soup, Scotch pies, Scotch eggs, oatcakes, shortbread and Arbroath smokies.
19.A JAKEY has asked you for money: ‘Got any spare change hen?’.20.You think nothing of waiting expectantly for your 1p change from the shop keeper.
21.You know the right response to ‘yoo dancin’ is ‘yoo askin’, followed by ‘am askin’ and finally ‘them am dancin!!’
22.You know that whenever you see sawdust it reminds you of pools of vomit because that’s what the ‘jannies’ used to chuck on it.
23.You lose all respect for a groom who doesn’t wear a kilt.
24.You don’t do shopping, you do the ‘messages’.
25.You’re sitting on the train/bus and a drunk man sits beside you, telling you a ‘joke’ and saying ‘I’m no annyoying ye am a hen/pal?’ You: ‘Not at all, yer fine. Ah i think this is my stop!
’
26.A Scottish male can have a phone conversation using only ‘awright’, ‘aye’ and ‘naw’.
27.You have experienced peer pressure to have an alcoholic drink after you’ve ordered something non-alcoholic. ‘Mon, have a drink, whit’s wrang, ye driving? Naw. You know well? Naw. Get yersel a drink.’
28.You know ye cannae fling pieces oot a 20-storey flat, seven hundred hungry weans’ll testify, to that. If it’s butter, cheese or jeely, if the breid is plain or pan, the odds against it reaching earth are 99 tae wan.
29.You know that going to a friend’s house for a party means bring your own drinks.
30.Your holiday abroad is ruined if you hear there is a heatwave in Scotland while you’re away.
31.Your national team goes 2-0 up against the Czechs in a qualifier in Prague, and your mate says ‘We’ll end up losing 3-2 here!’ and you think ‘probably’.
32.You can properly pronounce McConnochie, Ecclefechan, Milngavie, and Auchtermuchty.
33.You like deep fried pizza from the chippie.
34.You’re used to four seasons in one day. (Winter, Winter, Autumn, Winter)
35.You cant pass a chippie/kebab shop without drolling while you’re drunk.
36.You can fall about drunk without spilling your drink.
37.You see people wearing shellsuits with burberry accessories -- and thinks that’s pure classs!
38.You measure distance in minutes.
39.You can understand Rab C Nesbitt and know characters just like him in your own family.
40.You goto Saltcoats because you think it is like going to the ocean.
41.You can make a whole sentence with just swear words.
42.You know what haggis is made with -- and still eat it.
43.Somebody you know used a football schedule to plan there wedding day date.
44.You’ve been at a wedding and football scores are announced in the church/chapel.
45.You aren’t surprised to find curries, pizza’s, kebabs, Irn-bru, fags and nappies in one shop.
46.Your seaside home has a calor gas under it.
47.You know Irn-bru is a hangover cure.
48.You learned to swear before you learned to do sums.
49.You understand this and are going to send it to your pals.
50.You are 100 per cent Scottish if you have ever heard these words: How’s it hingin?, clatty, boggin, cludgie, Ba-heid, baw bag, and double nugget.
Any others? Add em on!
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Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2010 9:22 am
omg most of them r like me so much! lol! and i absolooty adore chippy deep fried pizza man! its lush!!
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Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 11:43 am
a pure dead giveaway that ur frae the cayhole (pronounced by locals: claee hoal! and also known as stranraer)
u say "ur mam" as an insult and pronounce all ur a's as o's! every1 makes fun of us =( lol
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Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 12:35 pm
PrevaricatePaxo 1.‘Scattered showers with outbreaks of sunshine and a northerly wind’ is good weather! 2.The only sausage you like is square. 3.You have been forced to do Scottish country dancing every year at high school. 4.You know a wide vocabulary of random Scottish words -- an idiot is a numpty. Aye -- yes, Aye right -- not likely, Auldjin -- someone over 40, Baltic- freezing. 5.You have an irrational need to eat anything fried with your supper from the chippy -- haggis, pizza, white pudding, sausage, fish, chicken. 6.You used to love destroying your teeth when you where young; Buchanan’s toffees, Wham bars, tablet, Irn-Bru bars, Cola cubes etc. 7.You have an enormous feeling of dread when every Scotland play a diddy team. 8.You happily engage in conversation about the weather. 9.Even if you normally hate the Proclaimers, Runrig, Caledonia, Deacon Blue, Big Country etc. You still love it when your in a club abroad and they play something Scottish( You”l probably even ask the dj to play it again) 10.You take a perverse pride in the fact Scotland has the highest number of alcohol and smoking related deaths in Europe. 11.You need to watch Glen Michael’s cartoon Cavalcade on a Sunday afternoon with his sidekick oil lamp called Paladin. 12.You get Oor Wullie or Broons annuals at Christmas. 13.You have come in from the pub pissed with flatmate’s and watch Weir’s Way, engrossed by a little guy with a bobbly hat walking around Scotland. 14.You can tell where another scot is from by there accent, Glasgow: “Awright pal, gonnae gies a wee swatch oa yur Record, cheers, magic pal” Fifer: “Aye, that wifie is getting it oan wi a laddie fae the butchers” Dundonian: “Twa bridies, a plen ane in an ingin ane an a” Aberdonian: “Fit ya bin up tae, fair few quines in the night eh?” Invernesian: “Ah-ee, Right Enufff! “How’s you keeeeeepeeeen?”. 15.You see cops and hear someone shout ‘Errrapolis’. 16.You have participated in or witnessed people having a ’square go’. 17.You know that when someone asks you which school you went to, they want to know if your a Protestant or Catholic . 18.You have eaten lots and lots of random Scottish food like mince 7 tatties, haggis, cullen skink, stovies, Tunnock’s tea cakes/Snowballs, Scott’s porage oats, Macaroon bars, Baxter’s Soup, Scotch pies, Scotch eggs, oatcakes, shortbread and Arbroath smokies. 19.A JAKEY has asked you for money: ‘Got any spare change hen?’.20.You think nothing of waiting expectantly for your 1p change from the shop keeper. 21.You know the right response to ‘yoo dancin’ is ‘yoo askin’, followed by ‘am askin’ and finally ‘them am dancin!!’ 22.You know that whenever you see sawdust it reminds you of pools of vomit because that’s what the ‘jannies’ used to chuck on it. 23.You lose all respect for a groom who doesn’t wear a kilt. 24.You don’t do shopping, you do the ‘messages’. 25.You’re sitting on the train/bus and a drunk man sits beside you, telling you a ‘joke’ and saying ‘I’m no annyoying ye am a hen/pal?’ You: ‘Not at all, yer fine. Ah i think this is my stop! ’ 26.A Scottish male can have a phone conversation using only ‘awright’, ‘aye’ and ‘naw’. 27.You have experienced peer pressure to have an alcoholic drink after you’ve ordered something non-alcoholic. ‘Mon, have a drink, whit’s wrang, ye driving? Naw. You know well? Naw. Get yersel a drink.’ 28.You know ye cannae fling pieces oot a 20-storey flat, seven hundred hungry weans’ll testify, to that. If it’s butter, cheese or jeely, if the breid is plain or pan, the odds against it reaching earth are 99 tae wan. 29.You know that going to a friend’s house for a party means bring your own drinks. 30.Your holiday abroad is ruined if you hear there is a heatwave in Scotland while you’re away. 31.Your national team goes 2-0 up against the Czechs in a qualifier in Prague, and your mate says ‘We’ll end up losing 3-2 here!’ and you think ‘probably’. 32.You can properly pronounce McConnochie, Ecclefechan, Milngavie, and Auchtermuchty. 33.You like deep fried pizza from the chippie. 34.You’re used to four seasons in one day. (Winter, Winter, Autumn, Winter) 35.You cant pass a chippie/kebab shop without drolling while you’re drunk. 36.You can fall about drunk without spilling your drink. 37.You see people wearing shellsuits with burberry accessories -- and thinks that’s pure classs! 38.You measure distance in minutes. 39.You can understand Rab C Nesbitt and know characters just like him in your own family. 40.You goto Saltcoats because you think it is like going to the ocean. 41.You can make a whole sentence with just swear words. 42.You know what haggis is made with -- and still eat it. 43.Somebody you know used a football schedule to plan there wedding day date. 44.You’ve been at a wedding and football scores are announced in the church/chapel. 45.You aren’t surprised to find curries, pizza’s, kebabs, Irn-bru, fags and nappies in one shop. 46.Your seaside home has a calor gas under it. 47.You know Irn-bru is a hangover cure. 48.You learned to swear before you learned to do sums. 49.You understand this and are going to send it to your pals. 50.You are 100 per cent Scottish if you have ever heard these words: How’s it hingin?, clatty, boggin, cludgie, Ba-heid, baw bag, and double nugget. Any others? Add em on! I am going to print this out and put it in my studio. You've covered everything and THEN some!!
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Posted: Fri May 14, 2010 8:21 am
Orihime Shiffer PrevaricatePaxo 1.‘Scattered showers with outbreaks of sunshine and a northerly wind’ is good weather! 2.The only sausage you like is square. 3.You have been forced to do Scottish country dancing every year at high school. 4.You know a wide vocabulary of random Scottish words -- an idiot is a numpty. Aye -- yes, Aye right -- not likely, Auldjin -- someone over 40, Baltic- freezing. 5.You have an irrational need to eat anything fried with your supper from the chippy -- haggis, pizza, white pudding, sausage, fish, chicken. 6.You used to love destroying your teeth when you where young; Buchanan’s toffees, Wham bars, tablet, Irn-Bru bars, Cola cubes etc. 7.You have an enormous feeling of dread when every Scotland play a diddy team. 8.You happily engage in conversation about the weather. 9.Even if you normally hate the Proclaimers, Runrig, Caledonia, Deacon Blue, Big Country etc. You still love it when your in a club abroad and they play something Scottish( You”l probably even ask the dj to play it again) 10.You take a perverse pride in the fact Scotland has the highest number of alcohol and smoking related deaths in Europe. 11.You need to watch Glen Michael’s cartoon Cavalcade on a Sunday afternoon with his sidekick oil lamp called Paladin. 12.You get Oor Wullie or Broons annuals at Christmas. 13.You have come in from the pub pissed with flatmate’s and watch Weir’s Way, engrossed by a little guy with a bobbly hat walking around Scotland. 14.You can tell where another scot is from by there accent, Glasgow: “Awright pal, gonnae gies a wee swatch oa yur Record, cheers, magic pal” Fifer: “Aye, that wifie is getting it oan wi a laddie fae the butchers” Dundonian: “Twa bridies, a plen ane in an ingin ane an a” Aberdonian: “Fit ya bin up tae, fair few quines in the night eh?” Invernesian: “Ah-ee, Right Enufff! “How’s you keeeeeepeeeen?”. 15.You see cops and hear someone shout ‘Errrapolis’. 16.You have participated in or witnessed people having a ’square go’. 17.You know that when someone asks you which school you went to, they want to know if your a Protestant or Catholic . 18.You have eaten lots and lots of random Scottish food like mince 7 tatties, haggis, cullen skink, stovies, Tunnock’s tea cakes/Snowballs, Scott’s porage oats, Macaroon bars, Baxter’s Soup, Scotch pies, Scotch eggs, oatcakes, shortbread and Arbroath smokies. 19.A JAKEY has asked you for money: ‘Got any spare change hen?’.20.You think nothing of waiting expectantly for your 1p change from the shop keeper. 21.You know the right response to ‘yoo dancin’ is ‘yoo askin’, followed by ‘am askin’ and finally ‘them am dancin!!’ 22.You know that whenever you see sawdust it reminds you of pools of vomit because that’s what the ‘jannies’ used to chuck on it. 23.You lose all respect for a groom who doesn’t wear a kilt. 24.You don’t do shopping, you do the ‘messages’. 25.You’re sitting on the train/bus and a drunk man sits beside you, telling you a ‘joke’ and saying ‘I’m no annyoying ye am a hen/pal?’ You: ‘Not at all, yer fine. Ah i think this is my stop! ’ 26.A Scottish male can have a phone conversation using only ‘awright’, ‘aye’ and ‘naw’. 27.You have experienced peer pressure to have an alcoholic drink after you’ve ordered something non-alcoholic. ‘Mon, have a drink, whit’s wrang, ye driving? Naw. You know well? Naw. Get yersel a drink.’ 28.You know ye cannae fling pieces oot a 20-storey flat, seven hundred hungry weans’ll testify, to that. If it’s butter, cheese or jeely, if the breid is plain or pan, the odds against it reaching earth are 99 tae wan. 29.You know that going to a friend’s house for a party means bring your own drinks. 30.Your holiday abroad is ruined if you hear there is a heatwave in Scotland while you’re away. 31.Your national team goes 2-0 up against the Czechs in a qualifier in Prague, and your mate says ‘We’ll end up losing 3-2 here!’ and you think ‘probably’. 32.You can properly pronounce McConnochie, Ecclefechan, Milngavie, and Auchtermuchty. 33.You like deep fried pizza from the chippie. 34.You’re used to four seasons in one day. (Winter, Winter, Autumn, Winter) 35.You cant pass a chippie/kebab shop without drolling while you’re drunk. 36.You can fall about drunk without spilling your drink. 37.You see people wearing shellsuits with burberry accessories -- and thinks that’s pure classs! 38.You measure distance in minutes. 39.You can understand Rab C Nesbitt and know characters just like him in your own family. 40.You goto Saltcoats because you think it is like going to the ocean. 41.You can make a whole sentence with just swear words. 42.You know what haggis is made with -- and still eat it. 43.Somebody you know used a football schedule to plan there wedding day date. 44.You’ve been at a wedding and football scores are announced in the church/chapel. 45.You aren’t surprised to find curries, pizza’s, kebabs, Irn-bru, fags and nappies in one shop. 46.Your seaside home has a calor gas under it. 47.You know Irn-bru is a hangover cure. 48.You learned to swear before you learned to do sums. 49.You understand this and are going to send it to your pals. 50.You are 100 per cent Scottish if you have ever heard these words: How’s it hingin?, clatty, boggin, cludgie, Ba-heid, baw bag, and double nugget. Any others? Add em on! I am going to print this out and put it in my studio. You've covered everything and THEN some!! kwl!
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Posted: Sun May 16, 2010 12:55 pm
23 Totally !!!!!!!!!!!!
...America has little China Towns all over why cant we have Chucks of cities that are totally Devoted to Scotland... I love Irn-bru emo
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Posted: Sun May 16, 2010 1:19 pm
PrevaricatePaxo 1.‘Scattered showers with outbreaks of sunshine and a northerly wind’ is good weather! 4.You know a wide vocabulary of random Scottish words -- an idiot is a numpty. Aye -- yes, Aye right -- not likely, Auldjin -- someone over 40, Baltic- freezing. 6.You used to love destroying your teeth when you where young; Buchanan’s toffees, Wham bars, tablet, Irn-Bru bars, Cola cubes etc. 8.You happily engage in conversation about the weather. 10.You take a perverse pride in the fact Scotland has the highest number of alcohol and smoking related deaths in Europe. 14.You can tell where another scot is from by there accent, Glasgow: “Awright pal, gonnae gies a wee swatch oa yur Record, cheers, magic pal” Fifer: “Aye, that wifie is getting it oan wi a laddie fae the butchers” Dundonian: “Twa bridies, a plen ane in an ingin ane an a” Aberdonian: “Fit ya bin up tae, fair few quines in the night eh?” Invernesian: “Ah-ee, Right Enufff! “How’s you keeeeeepeeeen?”. 18.You have eaten lots and lots of random Scottish food like mince 7 tatties, haggis, cullen skink, stovies, Tunnock’s tea cakes/Snowballs, Scott’s porage oats, Macaroon bars, Baxter’s Soup, Scotch pies, Scotch eggs, oatcakes, shortbread and Arbroath smokies. 19.A JAKEY has asked you for money: ‘Got any spare change hen?’. 20.You think nothing of waiting expectantly for your 1p change from the shop keeper. 21.You know the right response to ‘yoo dancin’ is ‘yoo askin’, followed by ‘am askin’ and finally ‘them am dancin!!’ 24.You don’t do shopping, you do the ‘messages’. 26.A Scottish male can have a phone conversation using only ‘awright’, ‘aye’ and ‘naw’. 28.You know ye cannae fling pieces oot a 20-storey flat, seven hundred hungry weans’ll testify, to that. If it’s butter, cheese or jeely, if the breid is plain or pan, the odds against it reaching earth are 99 tae wan. 31.Your national team goes 2-0 up against the Czechs in a qualifier in Prague, and your mate says ‘We’ll end up losing 3-2 here!’ and you think ‘probably’. 32.You can properly pronounce McConnochie, Ecclefechan, Milngavie, and Auchtermuchty. 34.You’re used to four seasons in one day. (Winter, Winter, Autumn, Winter) 38.You measure distance in minutes. 39.You can understand Rab C Nesbitt and know characters just like him in your own family. 41.You can make a whole sentence with just swear words. 42.You know what haggis is made with -- and still eat it. 45.You aren’t surprised to find curries, pizza’s, kebabs, Irn-bru, fags and nappies in one shop. 47.You know Irn-bru is a hangover cure. 50.You are 100 per cent Scottish if you have ever heard these words: How’s it hingin?, clatty, boggin, cludgie, Ba-heid, baw bag, and double nugget.
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Posted: Mon May 17, 2010 9:21 am
Pugnacious Banana PrevaricatePaxo 1.‘Scattered showers with outbreaks of sunshine and a northerly wind’ is good weather! 4.You know a wide vocabulary of random Scottish words -- an idiot is a numpty. Aye -- yes, Aye right -- not likely, Auldjin -- someone over 40, Baltic- freezing. 6.You used to love destroying your teeth when you where young; Buchanan’s toffees, Wham bars, tablet, Irn-Bru bars, Cola cubes etc. 8.You happily engage in conversation about the weather. 10.You take a perverse pride in the fact Scotland has the highest number of alcohol and smoking related deaths in Europe. 14.You can tell where another scot is from by there accent, Glasgow: “Awright pal, gonnae gies a wee swatch oa yur Record, cheers, magic pal” Fifer: “Aye, that wifie is getting it oan wi a laddie fae the butchers” Dundonian: “Twa bridies, a plen ane in an ingin ane an a” Aberdonian: “Fit ya bin up tae, fair few quines in the night eh?” Invernesian: “Ah-ee, Right Enufff! “How’s you keeeeeepeeeen?”. 18.You have eaten lots and lots of random Scottish food like mince 7 tatties, haggis, cullen skink, stovies, Tunnock’s tea cakes/Snowballs, Scott’s porage oats, Macaroon bars, Baxter’s Soup, Scotch pies, Scotch eggs, oatcakes, shortbread and Arbroath smokies. 19.A JAKEY has asked you for money: ‘Got any spare change hen?’. 20.You think nothing of waiting expectantly for your 1p change from the shop keeper. 21.You know the right response to ‘yoo dancin’ is ‘yoo askin’, followed by ‘am askin’ and finally ‘them am dancin!!’ 24.You don’t do shopping, you do the ‘messages’. 26.A Scottish male can have a phone conversation using only ‘awright’, ‘aye’ and ‘naw’. 28.You know ye cannae fling pieces oot a 20-storey flat, seven hundred hungry weans’ll testify, to that. If it’s butter, cheese or jeely, if the breid is plain or pan, the odds against it reaching earth are 99 tae wan. 31.Your national team goes 2-0 up against the Czechs in a qualifier in Prague, and your mate says ‘We’ll end up losing 3-2 here!’ and you think ‘probably’. 32.You can properly pronounce McConnochie, Ecclefechan, Milngavie, and Auchtermuchty. 34.You’re used to four seasons in one day. (Winter, Winter, Autumn, Winter) 38.You measure distance in minutes. 39.You can understand Rab C Nesbitt and know characters just like him in your own family. 41.You can make a whole sentence with just swear words. 42.You know what haggis is made with -- and still eat it. 45.You aren’t surprised to find curries, pizza’s, kebabs, Irn-bru, fags and nappies in one shop. 47.You know Irn-bru is a hangover cure. 50.You are 100 per cent Scottish if you have ever heard these words: How’s it hingin?, clatty, boggin, cludgie, Ba-heid, baw bag, and double nugget. wel sumday the others wil happin...most likley XD
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Posted: Sat May 29, 2010 5:05 am
haha love it. rofl
'47.You know Irn-bru is a hangover cure'- got that right. I'm drinking it right now.
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Posted: Sun May 30, 2010 4:02 am
Space And The Woods haha love it. rofl
'47.You know Irn-bru is a hangover cure'- got that right. I'm drinking it right now. it cures everything man! hangovers, broken limbs, cardiac arrest and many more! XD
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