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 Posted: Sat Jan 30, 2010 12:46 am
he all just wondering if anyone has a funny joke they would like to tell
ya mum jokes can be included
plz dont direct any at another person unless you have their permission
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Posted: Sat Jan 30, 2010 1:05 am
a group of mates decided to go and play a game of war with fake weapons
when they were handing out the plastic guns the last guy missed out on a gun so they gave him a stick and told him to point it at someone and say bang and the person has to die
so he ran around going "bang, bang, bang"
he pointed the sitch at someone and said "bang" but they kept walking straight at him "bang bang bang" keeps walking then he walked over the top of him saying "tank tank tank"
not sure if that makes sence ^
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Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 8:58 am
Once apon a time there was a guy who wanted to join a gang in east L.A. Surely enough got in.....but there was one problem.....
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HE WAS WHITE AND NERDY!!!!!!!!!
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AND HE LOOKED LIKE THIS RETARD!!!!! gonk gonk gonk -screams like a little girl!-
Yes its me! lol!
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Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 11:48 pm
^ that's not really a joke
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Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 11:46 pm
What sits on the floor, crying and sobbing, tail all flat next to her food bowl??
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Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 11:25 pm
Loli Cat Girl What sits on the floor, crying and sobbing, tail all flat next to her food bowl?? me?
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Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 3:23 am
copycat32 Loli Cat Girl What sits on the floor, crying and sobbing, tail all flat next to her food bowl?? me? NO ME///WHEN YOU FORGET MY FOOD FROM WORK
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Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 3:44 am
What is brown and sticky?
A Stick!
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Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 5:23 am
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breathe through that thing?"
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Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 5:26 am
why didnt the man cross the road?
cause the sign said zebra crossing here
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Posted: Sun Apr 18, 2010 6:34 pm
What did the five fingers say to the face...?
Answer: Facepalm
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Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 1:00 am
what do you get when someone throws a book at your face?
Facebook
what do you get when someone throws earth at a computer?
Gaia
(gaia means earth in real not joke)
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