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 Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 11:52 pm
So where did you hear those hit lines?, or are they original?
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Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 9:07 pm
Believe it or not most of those are lines I have heard from girls lol personally I think this one tops most of the ones I put on here:
Does this smell like chloroform?
(sorry dont know hjow to spell that word lol)
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Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 10:38 pm
lmao whoa!
Here we go some more from scratch...
1 Can you undress for me, I'm having a hard time visuallizing how perfect you are under all those clothing.
2 I'm going to die in 3 days due to a terminal illness. Can you let this virgin die with atleast one goal accomplished(I'd hurt someone if I saw them do this... unless it was for real)
3 *Sigh* It looks like I lost the bet... My friend said I would win if I didn't find any attaractive women but I do see one.
4 (this one is a primeval hit line) milady allow me to penetrate the grand fortress with my mighty battering ram.
How low can I go... burning_eyes
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Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 11:15 pm
rofl Ok those were great!!!
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Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 1:10 am
Arc Inochi lmao whoa! Here we go some more from scratch... 1 Can you undress for me, I'm having a hard time visuallizing how perfect you are under all those clothing. 2 I'm going to die in 3 days due to a terminal illness. Can you let this virgin die with atleast one goal accomplished(I'd hurt someone if I saw them do this... unless it was for real) 3 *Sigh* It looks like I lost the bet... My friend said I would win if I didn't find any attaractive women but I do see one. 4 (this one is a primeval hit line) milady allow me to penetrate the grand fortress with my mighty battering ram. How low can I go... burning_eyes lol... number 4 is pretty bad...!!!
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Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 1:11 am
Deathfrost Believe it or not most of those are lines I have heard from girls lol personally I think this one tops most of the ones I put on here: Does this smell like chloroform? (sorry dont know hjow to spell that word lol) and this one is damn scary...!!! rofl
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Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 1:41 am
Fire_Ramses Arc Inochi lmao whoa! Here we go some more from scratch... 1 Can you undress for me, I'm having a hard time visuallizing how perfect you are under all those clothing. 2 I'm going to die in 3 days due to a terminal illness. Can you let this virgin die with atleast one goal accomplished(I'd hurt someone if I saw them do this... unless it was for real) 3 *Sigh* It looks like I lost the bet... My friend said I would win if I didn't find any attaractive women but I do see one. 4 (this one is a primeval hit line) milady allow me to penetrate the grand fortress with my mighty battering ram. How low can I go... burning_eyes lol... number 4 is pretty bad...!!! Hey Nobles and knight had to get their freak on too. rofl
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Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 4:20 am
Fire_Ramses Deathfrost Believe it or not most of those are lines I have heard from girls lol personally I think this one tops most of the ones I put on here: Does this smell like chloroform? (sorry dont know hjow to spell that word lol) and this one is damn scary...!!! rofl lol well at least you know what that stuff is, at the time that the girl said this to me I didn't lol (Don't read the fine print lol) I was only out for like an hour and a half but a lot can happen in that amount of time...... eek
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Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 2:30 pm
Axroh-Infinity I'm Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some? Great. Now I feel tempted to say that for the humor value. DARN ME AND MY ODD SENSE OF HUMOR!!!!! Most of these rank as: Lame, creepy, stupid, funny, lamely stupid, stupidly funny, and the chloroform one was 'holy crap, my entire sex drive ran out the window and died in terror.' I have a few... incredibly unothidox lines... (warning. don't read fine print unless you really want to know) ...and they worked... But I don't feel like sharing them! Because I just forgot them!
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Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 8:43 am
Lol I think you guys are much crazier than me (at least on this topic because I don't actually use pick up lines), but I just wear it better lol (kidding) Don't read the fine print lol)
I do however have the means to have many many many people decide to vote me in as president of my own imaginary fan club....
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Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 1:26 am
Arc those were just so awful!!! lol I don't think mine compare to your guy's.
1. Is that jam? Cuz Jelly don't shake that dat!
2. You look like my first wife! (how many have you had?) none.
3. Hey baby are you tired? ( er no?) Because you've been running through my mind all day!
4. Let me cook ya dinner tonight, I'm serving tube steak smothered in underwear.
yeah thats all i have right now
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Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 2:25 am
lol ok yours got me beat lol rofl
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Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 4:35 pm
I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.
if you were a pill I'd overdose.
mmm, mmm...You got a behind on you that reminds me of two five pound bags of finely packed sugar....and wouldn't you know...I got me a sweet tooth!
lol
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Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 4:19 pm
lol those r pretty funny...
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Drakhaoul_the_Dracomancer
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Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 2:06 pm
The morning sun has nothing when it comes to your raidiance.
where you looking at my a$$?
check my third leg.
Your like a battery, so much energy I cant help but get supercharged.
UNLEASH THE DRAGON!!!!( got that from some cheesy cartoon)
Can I be you teddy bear, so I can snuggle with you when you are sad?
Do you believe in good luck? You will when I'm done with you.
Sorry guys I saw no one posting here so I decided to revive it.
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