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Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 5:15 pm
"No Miss Scarlet! I don't know nothin' 'bout no Nazis!"
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Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 5:04 am
"Damn, I think my helicopter blew up."
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Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 3:23 pm
"Thank Ra for Microsoft Flight Simulator."
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Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 4:42 am
"I got a paper cut bending the corner of the web page."
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Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 9:24 am
"Comatose, I'll never wake up without an overdose, OF YOU~"
"Let's make sweet monkey love!"
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Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 7:51 pm
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Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 11:31 am
"Bite my shiny metal a**."
"Well, to tell you the truth, I can't go out with you tonight because I have a... um, sweaty boob rash!"
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Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 2:38 pm
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Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 2:52 pm
"Dude, like, whoa, like, check out the beach babes!"
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Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 8:21 pm
"Pay per view is a b***h."
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Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 6:31 am
"Dental hygiene interruption brought to you by: me!"
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Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 2:32 pm
"Single female laywer, wearing sexy miniskirts~"
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Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 5:33 pm
"Big trouble. Skirt is missing. Is skirt sick?"
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Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 7:11 am
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Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 3:08 pm
"And to think that my entire family was brought about by a nonexistent skirt!"
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