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crying

I once thought that I could take Santa's Job. I hit him up for it in the early spring where Winter sometimes still lingered on the land. He said Take this red suit and cap and lets see if you can do my job. So I headed back to my home town. Dressed in the suit and had my bag of gifts ready to deliver onto an unsuspecting house.

As I climbed up the roof in the middle of the night, I coulden't see the smoke comming from the chimney nor smell it due to my allergies of the early spring flowers. As I toppled to the top of the Chimney I fell down. Behold a sight as I soon found myself into trouble as I slid down the long shaft of the chimney. There was a fire ablaze at the bottom of it.

The once red clothes soon turned black with soot, my bag of gifts gone into flames all that was left was the Tie that soon lofted over my face, and Dear old santas cap was Burnt and bleached with the ash pile as I fell on my head and rolled out onto the liveing room floor. Standing next to a hot poker Red with hotness soon turned into flames.

And the house I once I thought would bring Joy with toys and good cheer in the middle of the year. was burnt down, No evedence of house remained besides the Chimney which I blamed all my troubles on. I was singed with smoke as I heard sirens come near. Two blue uniformed policemen came near, They braught Color to my ouftit with two silver braclets attached by a chain. They walked me to the station for who was to blame they told me they just cleaned out the car and they didnt want it dirty again.

The moral of the story dears, is to never take up the Job of somone who is an expert at it. And just because Santa's clothes are Fire proof doesnt mean you are. And to enter a house through the chimney is Burning and Entering depending if the fire place is lit.

So As i sit in my cell, strumming my can across the bars with my new clean suit that looked like my dirty one except for the stripes and my own unique number written across my chest. I belive in Santa clause. As he droped me two coal for me to keep track of the many days I sit here. Mabye next time I shall take the job of the Easter bunny and Egg his house next time.

Michevious J. XB

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Hmm.....

*Ponders the imponderable*