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 Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 3:56 pm
Oni-Angel Sylphi NekoIncChan I always found it mean how women so often use their bodies to get what they want, but it's considered societally incorrect for men to do the same T-T I'll cry a ******** river when men don't get paid more simply for having penises. Oh wait, that would be using their bodies to get what they want... Funny, I thought that it was because they had deep voices and liked football. Oh, bad me...I made a generalization *cleans up the dirty generalization and throws it in the trash* Well...I don't like sports, that much, if it helps any... sweatdrop
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Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 1:43 pm
Dude, I have to share this joke. It's too damn funny to not be shared. Chaotic~Aqua You all must be thinking "Not anoter Chain Letter!" Well, it's not, actually. I found something funny and just wanted to share it with you. And besides, I'm not telling you to pass it on to everyone on your Friends List. Hope you LOL! xd Enjoy! biggrin on't hurt me: ninja
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A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night
and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a
big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that
after dinner, she would like to go out and make love
for the first time.
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Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex
before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get
some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and
the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.
He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and
sex.
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At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many
condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family
pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he
thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
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That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents
house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm
so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
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The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table
where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly
offers to say grace and bows his head.
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A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,
with his head down.
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10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
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Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the
girlfriend leans over and whispers to the
boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
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The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your
father was a pharmacist."
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Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 2:01 pm
Yah, I've seen that joke before. xp
I just had the weirdest thought, though, of feminazis caring about what goes on in the bedroom and trying to pass laws that say only women can be on top.
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Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 3:02 pm
chikushou Yah, I've seen that joke before. xp I just had the weirdest thought, though, of feminazis caring about what goes on in the bedroom and trying to pass laws that say only women can be on top. But how could such a law be enforced?
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Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 3:13 pm
chikushou Yah, I've seen that joke before. xp I just had the weirdest thought, though, of feminazis caring about what goes on in the bedroom and trying to pass laws that say only women can be on top. Sadly, I think a lot of men would want that passed too. lol The biggest complaint I get from a lot of guys is that their partners are too submissive and never climb on top.
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Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 6:22 pm
Oni-Angel chikushou Yah, I've seen that joke before. xp I just had the weirdest thought, though, of feminazis caring about what goes on in the bedroom and trying to pass laws that say only women can be on top. Sadly, I think a lot of men would want that passed too. lol The biggest complaint I get from a lot of guys is that their partners are too submissive and never climb on top. Are there ways to coax out the partner's agressive side?
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Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 7:46 pm
Koiyuki chikushou Yah, I've seen that joke before. xp I just had the weirdest thought, though, of feminazis caring about what goes on in the bedroom and trying to pass laws that say only women can be on top. But how could such a law be enforced? Cameras in the bedroom. Anyone who doesn't obey gets put in the feminazi concentration camp.
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Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 8:32 pm
Sylphi Koiyuki chikushou Yah, I've seen that joke before. xp I just had the weirdest thought, though, of feminazis caring about what goes on in the bedroom and trying to pass laws that say only women can be on top. But how could such a law be enforced? Cameras in the bedroom. Anyone who doesn't obey gets put in the feminazi concentration camp. Oh man....who would be watching our sex?
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Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 6:00 am
Koiyuki Sylphi Koiyuki chikushou Yah, I've seen that joke before. xp I just had the weirdest thought, though, of feminazis caring about what goes on in the bedroom and trying to pass laws that say only women can be on top. But how could such a law be enforced? Cameras in the bedroom. Anyone who doesn't obey gets put in the feminazi concentration camp. Oh man....who would be watching our sex? Well, most people are better than George Bush, right?
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Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 6:03 am
Koiyuki Oni-Angel chikushou Yah, I've seen that joke before. xp I just had the weirdest thought, though, of feminazis caring about what goes on in the bedroom and trying to pass laws that say only women can be on top. Sadly, I think a lot of men would want that passed too. lol The biggest complaint I get from a lot of guys is that their partners are too submissive and never climb on top. Are there ways to coax out the partner's agressive side? I think they'd have to have one in order for it to be coaxed out, and lots of people nowdays don't have much of one. I don't know, then. Watch violent movies to get the testerone pumping? But that could end up going the wrong way. Mayb we just need to get a more competitive society. I mean, I know that part of the reason I can be aggressive is for the sake of competition.
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Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 6:23 am
Oni-Angel chikushou Yah, I've seen that joke before. xp I just had the weirdest thought, though, of feminazis caring about what goes on in the bedroom and trying to pass laws that say only women can be on top. Sadly, I think a lot of men would want that passed too. lol The biggest complaint I get from a lot of guys is that their partners are too submissive and never climb on top.
I think part of the problem is lack of experience. When you're on top you're in control, and lots of people just don't know what to do.
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Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 10:10 am
chikushou Koiyuki Oni-Angel chikushou Yah, I've seen that joke before. xp I just had the weirdest thought, though, of feminazis caring about what goes on in the bedroom and trying to pass laws that say only women can be on top. Sadly, I think a lot of men would want that passed too. lol The biggest complaint I get from a lot of guys is that their partners are too submissive and never climb on top. Are there ways to coax out the partner's agressive side? I think they'd have to have one in order for it to be coaxed out, and lots of people nowdays don't have much of one. I don't know, then. Watch violent movies to get the testerone pumping? But that could end up going the wrong way. Mayb we just need to get a more competitive society. I mean, I know that part of the reason I can be aggressive is for the sake of competition. Hmmm...rewards for great sex, perhaps? And I dunno about most people being better than Bush....that'll remain to be seen.
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Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 1:37 pm
Steel Raccoon Oni-Angel chikushou Yah, I've seen that joke before. xp I just had the weirdest thought, though, of feminazis caring about what goes on in the bedroom and trying to pass laws that say only women can be on top. Sadly, I think a lot of men would want that passed too. lol The biggest complaint I get from a lot of guys is that their partners are too submissive and never climb on top.
I think part of the problem is lack of experience. When you're on top you're in control, and lots of people just don't know what to do.Considering that a majority of women have "rape fetishes" and domestic fantasies of submission, it's kind of hard for a woman to suddenly go on top of a man and be more "in control." Also, considering that males tend to be larger than females, I suppose she might feel that if he wants to be "submissive" that she won't be able to be protected by him or something. Or maybe she will feel like he wants her on top because she's fat and disgusting, so he wants her to do SOMETHING.
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Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 12:59 am
Yo, dudes, how would you feel about the IPG having it's own Radio show?
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Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 8:53 am
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