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 Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 3:27 pm
Jahoclave Serieve Scarlet Jile Haha, I go to the same school (same building, even) as Stephen King did. Jile's claim to fame. So, my school has produced absolutely nobody, therefor, I won't have to share fame with anybody. So suck it. Besides, my state produced Mark Twain, and he'd pwn King any day of the week. And, if that doesn't work, we'll send our Wal Mart army after you. Though, I can't decide on a rant about educational institutions part duex, a year in review, or I Saw Mommy Killing Santa for this month's column. Educational institutions are always quite interesting, but you wouldn't want to miss out on that holiday spirit now, would you? (Rhetorical question, I don't think I want to hear your answer)
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Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 3:45 pm
Actually I wouldn't mind missing all this pointless commercialism and religiousism. I could just you a nice damn month off.
Of course, now we've got to turn christmass into a political issue of which certain sides can't realize what the actual issue is.
So now I've gotten myself another controversial topic, and my title fits.
So next months column. "I Saw Mommy Killing Santa."
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Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 7:19 pm
Jahoclave Actually I wouldn't mind missing all this pointless commercialism and religiousism. I could just you a nice damn month off. Of course, now we've got to turn christmass into a political issue of which certain sides can't realize what the actual issue is. So now I've gotten myself another controversial topic, and my title fits. So next months column. "I Saw Mommy Killing Santa." 'Twas a rhetorical question, but anyway. And you cannot call it Christmas. No, in order to be politically correct (which I don't particularly care about and you may not, but for the sake of argument) you must call it holiday(s). Or, as my family likes to say, Merry Christmahaunuqunakwanza. Give or take on the spelling, seeing as I really can't spell.
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Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 7:40 pm
ShadowXCat Jahoclave Actually I wouldn't mind missing all this pointless commercialism and religiousism. I could just you a nice damn month off. Of course, now we've got to turn christmass into a political issue of which certain sides can't realize what the actual issue is. So now I've gotten myself another controversial topic, and my title fits. So next months column. "I Saw Mommy Killing Santa." 'Twas a rhetorical question, but anyway. And you cannot call it Christmas. No, in order to be politically correct (which you may not care about, but for the sake of argument) you must call it holiday(s). Or, as my family likes to say, Merry Christmahaunuqunakwanza. Give or take on the spelling, seeing as I really can't spell. Please, spare judgement on the title untill after I write the bitching, whining, and moaning about how the War on the War on Christmass is quite annoying enough to make me want to dress up in a blue pointed sheet and burn a Christmass tree in somebody's front lawn.
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Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 8:46 am
Jahoclave ShadowXCat Jahoclave Actually I wouldn't mind missing all this pointless commercialism and religiousism. I could just you a nice damn month off. Of course, now we've got to turn christmass into a political issue of which certain sides can't realize what the actual issue is. So now I've gotten myself another controversial topic, and my title fits. So next months column. "I Saw Mommy Killing Santa." 'Twas a rhetorical question, but anyway. And you cannot call it Christmas. No, in order to be politically correct (which you may not care about, but for the sake of argument) you must call it holiday(s). Or, as my family likes to say, Merry Christmahaunuqunakwanza. Give or take on the spelling, seeing as I really can't spell. Please, spare judgement on the title untill after I write the bitching, whining, and moaning about how the War on the War on Christmass is quite annoying enough to make me want to dress up in a blue pointed sheet and burn a Christmass tree in somebody's front lawn. That's an interesting image. I say, fork all the people who want force merry greetings of "Happy holidays" out of me. This is a free country, and if I want to say "Merry Christmas," why should anyone care? "Hey, Merry Christmas." ~ me "I don't believe in Christmas! You should be saying 'happy holidays!'" ~liberal non-religious person "I am so sick of your liberal shite. Go to some unreligious hell." ~me wink That's me, preserving the holiday spirit.
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Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 3:42 pm
I like your idea, Jahoclave. I hate the holiday battles.
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Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2005 2:30 am
I say we abolish December.
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Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2005 11:47 am
Jahoclave I say we abolish December. Substituting in a ne'er before heard of month, or just leaving the calendar at eleven?
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Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 3:34 pm
ShadowXCat Jahoclave I say we abolish December. Substituting in a ne'er before heard of month, or just leaving the calendar at eleven? Well, it has to be 12 months, so we'll replace it with "Jafemapmajunly."
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Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 7:09 pm
Scarlet Jile ShadowXCat Jahoclave I say we abolish December. Substituting in a ne'er before heard of month, or just leaving the calendar at eleven? Well, it has to be 12 months, so we'll replace it with "Jafemapmajunly." And how, may I ask, is that to be pronounced? And wouldn't the things(ie: holidays) that currently occur during December then occur during Jafemapmajunly? On another note: I came across this while looking for the 12 Dyas of Christmas Index. I wanted to know if any of you had heard of it.
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Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 11:37 pm
ShadowXCat Scarlet Jile ShadowXCat Jahoclave I say we abolish December. Substituting in a ne'er before heard of month, or just leaving the calendar at eleven? Well, it has to be 12 months, so we'll replace it with "Jafemapmajunly." And how, may I ask, is that to be pronounced? And wouldn't the things(ie: holidays) that currently occur during December then occur during Jafemapmajunly? On another note: I came across this while looking for the 12 Dyas of Christmas Index. I wanted to know if any of you had heard of it. No, they wouldn't, see, those things go on the calendar in December, not in Jafemapmajunly.
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Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2005 8:28 am
But if you struck December from the calender, could there not be another version of the calender containing Jafemapmajunly?
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Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 1:39 am
ShadowXCat But if you struck December from the calender, could there not be another version of the calender containing Jafemapmajunly? That's exactly the point. Christmas is December 25th, not Jafemapmajunly 25th. There is no Christmas in Jafemapmajunly.
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Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 7:20 am
And I don't suppose Jafemapmajunly has its own holiday on the 25th? To advoid it being like Christmas?
For that matter, how many days would Jafemapmajunly have?
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Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2005 3:35 am
Um, 30 or 31, how many does december have?
And, wouldn't you be suprised, it does have this awsome holiday on the twentieth. Jahomas.
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