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I am the random encounter characters that hide in grass or behind objects so you don't know they're there until you step in front of them. And then instead of trying to win, dump every status effect known to man on your pokemon. Or turtles up and makes it take as long as possible to defeat, while your run command refuses to be successful.

Also, I'd totally be down with this league.

Y'know.

If it could be done without requiring me to buy a game or new gameboy. Or quit my other gaming addictions.

Edit:


*puts on cap and goes to see Professor Oak*

We bring apricorns to Dante so he can make us epic pokeballs.

In my gym Pokemon are trained like humans.

HITTING THE HEAVY BAG AND PUMPIN' IRON!

Zapdos, Zapdos, Zapdos?

6 Magikarp.

All with hyperbeam. In 3 of their 4 slots.

Your wish is granted.

*Appears beside him with a roast beef sandwich.*

Uh... quick Jello! Mr. Suthers is gone, let's go release all his chickens from the pen! Boy will he be mad when he returns home!

*runs over hill*

I HAVE ARRIVED.

I APPROVE OF THIS CONVERSATION.