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Long Vahn is looooooong.

Oh man, it's so nice to be able to giggle at internet jokes.

teh arrrrtz~ *lusts for verily*

from craigslist

Do you want a PS3?? Are you planning on camping out for the new a** kicking Playstation 3? Feeling uncertain that it might not be safe to wait in line by yourself?

My name's Willie. My friends call me Big Brotha Willie. I will stand in line next to you when the store opens and help you secure your purchase. I am 6'7" with a body like a professional body builder. I have worked for night clubs in San Francisco and am able to hurl a 160lb body 10 feet off the curb.

We will be friends for the last 2-3 hours of your wait in line. Anyone that tries to cut in front of you will get a straight uppercut to the face. When the store opens, for $50 extra I will leave the line and start throwing elbows if last minute a$$holes start rushing the door.

I don't care what store it is, I will go with you. Maybe afterwards we can hang out at your place and play some games. Maybe not.
with a pic

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sby/ele/234954444.html

^^ Wow, someone's got business smarts.

^Especially if you get stabbed in the eyeball. *solemn nod*

Someones gonna get robbed. Possibly raped.

That guy offering to play bodyguard while someone bought a PS3.

I'm reminded of the video on Bro Rape.

I'd carry one. As long as it was massive. Why?

"Give me your money, punk!"
"Have at you, fiend!"
"Is that a...?"
*slap*