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 Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 9:21 pm
If you were a car, I'd wax and ride you all over town.
If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning".
It must be cold in here - or are you just happy to see me?
Since sex is a killer, would ya like to die happy?
That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
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Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 9:22 pm
Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!
Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?
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Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 9:23 pm
Do you want to see something swell?
Do you work for UPS / ParcelForce? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
Have I seen you before? Oh, yeah, I remember - it was in the dictionary under the word FANBLEEDINGTASTIC!
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Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 9:43 pm
Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
I have 4 words for you "Hol I Day Inn".
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Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 10:57 pm
omg TheLastToStand you know alot of em lol
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Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 8:17 am
lol yeah but yours are funny to tho, keep at it, lol.
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Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 7:15 pm
Hey I am a player ..haha not not really but I hang out with some real players so they are full of this and well my roommate is a male slut so I get a lot of them from him - I will be back with a few - gonna grab a bite to eat! Thanks by the way!!
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Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 10:41 pm
lol Ok this is the worst one I have ever heard my cousin use on a girl
'how is life like a d**k?' (how?) 'when it gets hard f**k it'
eek burning_eyes eek burning_eyes eek burning_eyes
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Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 10:57 pm
I lost my phone number.. can I have yours?
How many of me would it take to screw in a light bulb? (IDK) 3, Two to screw in the light bulb and one to screw in your bed...
(this last one was in a movie but I forgot what the movie was called, and before anyone asks me no it wasn't a porno lol)_
Girl: thats a nice belt buckle
Guy: Yeah but I think it would look better against you forehead
(if you don't know what he meant by that its good that you dont lol)
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Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 6:01 pm
You've been a bad, bad girl (boy). Now go to my room!
Your Daddy must play the trumpet, cos he sure made me horny!
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Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 6:04 pm
Screw me if I'm wrong, but I could swear you were Julia Roberts.
The word of the day is "legs." Let's say we head back to your place and spread the word.
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Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 6:20 pm
If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie.
Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell.
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Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 6:22 pm
Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.
Of course there's lots of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd love to catch and mount back at my place.
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Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 6:26 pm
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
How was Heaven when you left it?
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Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 6:36 pm
You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
Honey, you give new meaning to the defintion of 'edible'.
I think I can die happy now, coz I've just seen a piece of heaven.
aaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...I am not really this sweet.muahahahaha
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