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kefkadragon

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2012 2:20 pm


Hooray for the strip troopers! rofl
PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2012 3:16 pm


Boom

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kefkadragon

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2012 3:27 pm


Shaka laka
PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2012 8:32 pm


The Galactic Empire is about to unveil its new superweapon, the Porn Star.

When activated, the Porn Star fires a beam at the target planet, unleashing powerful pheremones that causes all the inhabitants to have an overloaded libido.

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Cale Darksun

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2012 8:36 pm


Sounds like the Empire stumbled upon the Defense Department's scrapped plans for the Gay Bomb.
PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2012 8:41 pm


the horror... THE HORROR!!!

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2012 10:02 pm


Porn Star superweapons and striptroopers.

It's good to be in the empire.
PostPosted: Sat Apr 14, 2012 5:28 am


Yes it is. Rebels got nothing on us.

kefkadragon

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 14, 2012 5:53 am


The rebels get a single princess in a metal bikini, and only because she was captured by a Hutt, and she doesn't stay in the metal bikini once rescued.

The empire gets to demand that all its sexy women get put in skimpy outfits.
PostPosted: Sat Apr 14, 2012 6:07 am


Hooray. We should've made skimpy prisoner outfits for when we captured her.

kefkadragon

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Cale Darksun

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 14, 2012 6:18 am


How much skimpier can we get? Pasties?
PostPosted: Sat Apr 14, 2012 6:21 am


How about nothing at all?

kefkadragon

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Cale Darksun

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 14, 2012 7:02 am


Then that isn't skimpy. That's just nude.
PostPosted: Sat Apr 14, 2012 7:25 am


Either way the men are satisfied

kefkadragon

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Miss-Pandemica

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 14, 2012 9:42 am


its always about your male satisfaction razz doesnt anybody care if the women here are SATISFIED? scream
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