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Ephraim the Lunar Warrior
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 Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2008 11:59 am
They will be "unsoupable" guards. Yes, all you will able to make them into is JELL-O! And what is Jell-o made out of? COW BONES AND PIG BONES TURNED INTO PROTEIN!
Feel my gelatinic wrath, muwahahahahahahaha!
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Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2008 12:03 pm
Mmmmm...
I lurve Jell-o...
<3
You can put things in the middle, and they wont move!
O>O
An anomaly I say!
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Ephraim the Lunar Warrior
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Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2008 12:29 pm
Well, I know one thing that will stop you from eating them *maniacal laughter twisted *....
They will be unsoupable, and Un-Jell-O-able! I will be able to press a button in order for them to turn into canine excrement!
I will be able to make them turn back and forth, giving them shoe-ruining power!
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Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2008 12:32 pm
Rats.
I'll just have to disintegrate them.
-Prepares his Anti-Matter Cannon-
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Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2008 12:32 pm
eek
You're mad, I tell you, mad!
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Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2008 12:36 pm
Relax, Neo, I'll only shoot a couple of particles.
It'll destroy half the planet, this forum, and Aunt Jamima, but who really likes pancakes anyway?
-Starts charging the cannon-
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Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2008 12:37 pm
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Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2008 12:42 pm
Don Yata Relax, Neo, I'll only shoot a couple of particles.
It'll destroy half the planet, this forum, and Aunt Jamima, but who really likes pancakes anyway?
-Starts charging the cannon-
Who DOESN'T like pancakes?!?!?! *British accent* You're MAD!... sir *Shot*
I must take drastic measures. Nature's adapting masterpieces shall be my weapons! COCKROACHES! Wait, you might just step on them. Resulting in more shoe-ruining power!!!!!!
In fact, the perfect plan: Soup, Jell-O, Excrement, and COCKROACHES all mixed together.
You won't be able to drink the soup or eat the JELL-O! You'll die from misery! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
*foaming at the mouth*
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Ephraim the Lunar Warrior
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Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2008 12:42 pm
As he charges his cannon, Tokushi kicks down the door so in result of that second knocking the laser gun to the side so it would fire at Neo "I'm afriad can't let you do that Starfo.......I mean Yata >D"
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Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2008 12:46 pm
Oh Noes! It's Starwol... I mean Tokushi!
...aren't you supposed to be at Comic Con?
-Anti-Matter cannon fires accidentally and disintegrates Neo-
...Damn.
Fine, you win Ephy.
I'll go get my Groceries at H-E-B.
They have better prices anyway.
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Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2008 12:49 pm
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Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2008 12:51 pm
Aw that ain't right. I gotta wait 9 posts before I can roll for getting the shield, but Tokushi, only 2. Not right I tell you. Stupid shield hunting.
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Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2008 12:55 pm
-Uses Ephraim and Neo as a distraction to get onto his Dragoon and snaps Tokushi's demon cannon in half with it's uber razor sharp puffy pink bubble gum power!- " Can I get a, MUAHAHAHA!"
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Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2008 1:08 pm
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Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2008 1:13 pm
xD
Chobits, very nice.
A little perverted, but very nice.
rofl
...Hey, wait, what are you doing goin through my stuff?!
D<
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