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 Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 10:33 am
*grins* I suspect we would be a tremendous disappointment to the people of the future.
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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 10:41 am
*grins, imagining what that might be like, but says* Hey, speak for yourself, man. I live up to the hype.
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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 11:24 am
As what? Patron saint of man-whores?
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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 12:16 pm
Hey. *puts out arms* They gotta look up to somebody. I too started out as a manwhore. Now, a thousand years later, I'm a Sex God. *grins* I'm proof that it can happen.
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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 1:25 pm
*smirk* So how did that future girl groupie sex work out for you?
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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 1:37 pm
It was great. *bitterly* Until she let me know that she was a dirty, lying whore.
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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 6:18 pm
*The tone in Luke's voice takes Bard a little by surprise* Sounds like quite a story....
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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 6:26 pm
*smirks* It is. And it's a true story. *sits back, puts hands up* Let me paint you a picture.
Imagine you're seeing this hot, sexy redhead from the future... who does you every way she can think of every time she sees you - no questions asked, no strings attached. *pause* Now imagine she walks up to you one day and tells to you that she's a lying b***h ... who took herself off birth control and didn't bother to mention this to you.
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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 6:50 pm
*Bard can't contain the shock in his voice* You got Kara pregnant?!??
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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 6:56 pm
*Luke responds with the same.* NO! I didn't get Kara pregnant! ******** no.
*shoots him a look as if to say 'Christ, man, give me a little ********' credit'.*
*but the look fades as he concedes.* But she did lie through her ********' teeth about it and convince me that she was long enough to make my waking life a ********' nightmare.
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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 7:35 pm
So let me get this straight. You didn't get her pregnant... but she told you you got her pregnant.
So who really got her pregnant?
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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 7:41 pm
*replies with deep sarcasm* That's the magic of lying your whoring a** off. The b***h wasn't pregnant at all. She just lied about it because she's a raving psycho who likes to ******** with peoples' heads.
*adds* And I didn't believe -that- when I heard it either. I had to check that out with Kal. *shrugs* He's a pansy a** who cries too much, but at least I know he wouldn't lie to me. I guess he missed that "conniving b***h" gene.
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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 7:52 pm
*Bard tries to make sense of it and just... can't*
What was she even trying to do? I just... she just...
*he shakes his head* It's nice to know that in the far flung future, there's still ample job security for mental health professionals.
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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 8:01 pm
*makes a face, shaking his head* She came to me crying and giving me this whole sob story that didn't make an inch of ******** sense. I was so pissed off with her that I didn't even listen. I just showed her a** to the door. I wasted too much time with that chick's bullshit. I wasn't about to give her a chance to give me a second helping.
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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 8:24 pm
Second helping? I wouldn't have even tried the first helping. No offense intended, buddy.
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