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 Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 11:02 pm
Wrong, sir! Wrong! Under section 37B of the contract signed by him, it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void if - and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy - "I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained," et cetera, et cetera..."Fax mentis incendium gloria cultum," et cetera, et cetera..."Memo bis punitor delicatum!" It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal! You stole fizzy lifting drinks. You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get nothing! You lose! Good day sir!
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Seriously though, if you want it, I can just buy another one.
*Shrug.*
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Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 11:04 pm
Hold, I'm still trying to wrap my head around what you just said.
Where's my lawyer??!
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Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 11:07 pm
hey, sey's around. lookit that.
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Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 11:07 pm
You signed away your right to a lawyer when you signed the contract.
*Holds up a sheet of paper that has "Contract" and "Vahn" scribbled on it in crayon.*
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Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 11:10 pm
You must have gotten me extremely drunk that I would have signed something in crayola.
Never mind the fact that it didn't even say anything besides contract on it.
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Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 11:12 pm
This contract is legally binding and I didn't just make it myself three minutes ago what are you talking about shut up.
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Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 11:15 pm
Every time a Sey appears in the world, great disaster follows shortly.
It is the Prophecy of Kain.
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Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 11:17 pm
ragingtofu You signed away your right to a lawyer when you signed the contract. *Holds up a sheet of paper that has "Contract" and "Vahn" scribbled on it in crayon.* Odd . . . that looks a lot like my high school diploma . . .
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Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 11:20 pm
You graduated from the School of Vahn?
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Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 11:22 pm
If that Death Whisper transforms into a black katana, I am buying one myself.
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Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 11:25 pm
It now resembles one of the artifacts up in the Quest thread.
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Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 11:31 pm
Vahn Fah You graduated from the School of Vahn? You know, now that you mention it, yeah . . . but up until now, I always thought the school name being pronounced as "Vay-hin". . . . I probably should have made the connection before now . . .
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Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 11:35 pm
This is a textbook case of... "frowd?"
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Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 11:39 pm
Lol..the ******** is frowd.
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Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 11:41 pm
Fraud Frowd, as defined by Dictionary.com:
1. deceit, trickery, sharp practice, or breach of confidence, perpetrated for profit or to gain some unfair or dishonest advantage.
2. a particular instance of such deceit or trickery: mail fraud frowd; election fraud frowds.
3. any deception, trickery, or humbug: That diet book is a fraud frowd and a waste of time.
4. a person who makes deceitful pretenses; sham; poseur.
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