The_Epic_Muffin
Ah....Akira's character is RP creepin' on me.....creepy!
Well, if you kill me, I don't give a s**t lick who does, as long as I die.
Well, I had two tabs up, and I was surfing while typing. Had I not noticed Akira creepin' on me in the hot springs, this is what my epic death post would've been:
Alder turned to leave, but a senbon pierced his arm. He let out a cry of pain as he turned to find his attacker, but all he found was a fist flying at him. However, it wasn't aimed at his face. Alder suffered a huge hit to his genitalia, and fell moaning to the ground. However, his moan sounded more like a seven year old crying.
The mystery man picked him up, and punched him straight in the stomach, kicked him in the face, and broke his arm over a rock. Alder was too dazed from the pain to say anything, and the man went on, beating him to a pulp for fifteen minutes before taking a simply humongous scroll off his back, and striking him across the face with it.
Then, he tied Alder to a rock, and punched him repeatedly in the stomach, knocking the wind out of him repeatedly. The man drew a rapier from his side, and cut "Defeated" into his stomach. After that, he untied Alder, kicked him in both shins, and backhanded him to the ground.
Ohhh, but he wasn't done yet. he lifted the practically dead Alder to his feet, and kissed him on the lips! This renewed Alder's spirit to fight, and he and the other man dueled to the death for over three more hours, calling each other petty names, getting in sissy slap fights, and beating each other to a pulp with common household appliances.
After that grueling, three hour battle, both combatants dropped dead to the ground. The man's body vanished, and Alder was left dead.
Well, if you kill me, I don't give a s**t lick who does, as long as I die.
Well, I had two tabs up, and I was surfing while typing. Had I not noticed Akira creepin' on me in the hot springs, this is what my epic death post would've been:
Alder turned to leave, but a senbon pierced his arm. He let out a cry of pain as he turned to find his attacker, but all he found was a fist flying at him. However, it wasn't aimed at his face. Alder suffered a huge hit to his genitalia, and fell moaning to the ground. However, his moan sounded more like a seven year old crying.
The mystery man picked him up, and punched him straight in the stomach, kicked him in the face, and broke his arm over a rock. Alder was too dazed from the pain to say anything, and the man went on, beating him to a pulp for fifteen minutes before taking a simply humongous scroll off his back, and striking him across the face with it.
Then, he tied Alder to a rock, and punched him repeatedly in the stomach, knocking the wind out of him repeatedly. The man drew a rapier from his side, and cut "Defeated" into his stomach. After that, he untied Alder, kicked him in both shins, and backhanded him to the ground.
Ohhh, but he wasn't done yet. he lifted the practically dead Alder to his feet, and kissed him on the lips! This renewed Alder's spirit to fight, and he and the other man dueled to the death for over three more hours, calling each other petty names, getting in sissy slap fights, and beating each other to a pulp with common household appliances.
After that grueling, three hour battle, both combatants dropped dead to the ground. The man's body vanished, and Alder was left dead.
rofl
