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 Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 3:14 pm
I saw that junk on 40 Dumbest Celebrety Quotes... And here are more!
"Is this chicken what I have or is it fish?"
"A zebra doesn't change it's spots."
"Joey, you're very smart. That's because you're so dumb, and I think dumbness has to come from a smart place for it to be truly dumb."
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 3:20 pm
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 3:25 pm
It's true, a zebra doesn't change its spots.
[Much thanks to Al Gore for talking about the Bush administation(s) using that analogy. Twice.]
"If I weren't so beautiful, I'd be a teacher."
"I love California! I grew up in Pheonix."
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 3:28 pm
gonk Oh dear, don't get started on stupid things politicians have said during their campaigns...sorry, but Bush takes the cake for that (or the whole bakery for that matter eek )...
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 3:35 pm
"I'm a maniac, MANIAC! ON THE FLOOR!"
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 3:36 pm
Like all those OB/GYN quotes? He's made some strange statements, but he never said that he's shack up with a mummy like Clinton. When I heard Clinton say that I was all, eek
"Mokuba, one thing you must learn is NEVER vote for the guy who downsizes bases or increases taxes. Both are very bad for the ecenomy, and hence, the business. It's the American way to spend money on crap rather than richen polititians!"
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 3:49 pm
One amusing thing that makes me laugh is that when you type in "miserable failure" on Google and click "I'm Feeling Lucky" it directly takes you to the main whitehouse.gov site with Bush on it. xd Not trying to offend you at all though, I would laugh hysterically just the same if you type in "p***y-whipped playboy" and Clinton's picture popped up. rofl
Maria Bartiromo: "I'm curious, have you ever googled anybody? Do you use Google?"
President Bush: "Occasionally. One of the things I've used on the Google is to pull up maps. It's very interesting to see -- I've forgot the name of the program -- but you get the satellite, and you can -- like, I kinda like to look at the ranch. It remind me of where I wanna be sometimes."
xd
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 4:18 pm
"CIRCLE CIRCLE DOT DOT, NOW I HAVE A COOTIE SHOT!"
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 4:40 pm
"I see Paris, I see France, I see Moki's underpants!"
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 5:51 pm
"I'm Freddy Kreuger b***h!"
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 6:22 pm
"Does my a** look good in these jeans?"
..yes random I know.. xD
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 6:56 pm
"Hey Mokuba! Check out my new Idiot Call..."
*winds up*
"Mimimimimimimimimi~"
*Joey walks through door*
"Hey, it worked!"
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 7:23 pm
"I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST,
THAT NO ONE EVER WAS!
TO CATCH THEM IS MY REAL TEST!
TO TRAIN THEM IS MY CAUSE!
I WILL TRAVEL ACROSS THE--!" *hit with blunt object*
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 7:38 pm
"POKE-BUG! Oh it's you and me!~"
xd
"I'm going to Comicon as...MYSELF! Yeah! No one will recognize me!"
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 7:47 pm
"STOP RIGHT NOW! I thought I recognized that song, what the heck are you doing singing the theme to Pokemon?! And it's Pokemon, not Poke-bug! Don't you know any real songs...?"
"There's something on the roof...some-THING...I, am imitating William Schactner who...insists on talking with these broken...phrases...and claiming it to be a dramatic pause for the sake of covering up...that he's a...CRAPPY actor." heart
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