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 Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 9:35 pm
Uber stole your mom's material.
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Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 9:40 pm
And I stole your face's material.
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Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 9:43 pm
Yo mama's are so fat that when she got on the scale it read to be continued!
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Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 9:43 pm
Your mom stole my face's material.
Tell her to give it back.
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Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 9:46 pm
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Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 9:50 pm
Chaplain Fenix Your mom stole my face's material. Tell her to give it back. Your momas so fat that when she goes into the ocean the whales sing "We are family even though your fatter then me"
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Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 9:55 pm
Your mother is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Your mother is so ugly she makes onions cry.
Your mother is so old someone told her to act her age and she died.
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Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 10:15 pm
Your mother's girth increases exponentially with each iteration of this joke.
By now she'll have a gravitational constant capable of holding small planetoids in elliptical orbit.
Am I doing it right?
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Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 10:18 pm
Your mom is so fat that the doctor diagnosed her with a flesh-eating disease and said she had 80 years to live.
Jello: Best. Momma. Joke. EVER.
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Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 10:19 pm
Chaplain Fenix Your mother is so fat she fell in love and broke it. Your mother is so ugly she makes onions cry. Your mother is so old someone told her to act her age and she died. Say do you like nature?
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Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 10:23 pm
Master Nemesis Jello: Best. Momma. Joke. EVER. I'll have to be careful about ever using that one again. Before I tell it I need to ensure that NASA has set her adrift in deep space, because any addition to her current mass would draw the moon out of its fixed orbit and endanger us all.
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Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 10:24 pm
I love nature. Many parts of it are delicious.
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Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 10:25 pm
themightyjello I'll have to be careful about ever using that one again. Too late. Your mother is so massive the escape velocity at her surface exceeds that of 3 x 10^8 meters per second. Also: Ha! HA! SCIENCE!
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Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 10:28 pm
Enki Leviathan So you know what? I really don't need to take that s**t from you. So ******** OFF! Ooooh. Ouch. Defensive much? Do you know the definition of monogamy by the way?
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Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 10:36 pm
Have any of you seen the trailer for the Aliens vs Predator movie? o.o
I was all 'holy s**t lol'
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