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 Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 8:58 pm
((Um... What did I say? I'll change it back. I can't even remember why I edited.))
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Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 9:00 pm
 Reaper glanced over at Deadpool a moment and grinned. True, but he could be more of a cliche if he really wanted, though that would be too showy for the time being. He turned back to the other man. Well, he was cooperating, but smart too. Had to think more of a reason than the lie about needing it to survive. It was more like wine for him really. The treasure was what was in it.
"There's just something in a super's blood that I can't get from a humans. It sustains me so much longer, and makes these bones feel stronger. Saves me from creating a messy massacre of humans to keep me going." he replied.// lol deadpool //
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Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 9:01 pm
((Lessee, Zero asked, "What do you want?" and Deadpool cut in with, "Pancakes? Or Chinese. There's a restaurant down the street..." Or something like that.))
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Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 9:06 pm
Deadpool leaned his head back against the wall as well. "If you want to avoid mess, get one of those Swifer mops," he said loudly. This was getting boring. He was actually getting to the point where he was willing to fight the creepy Skeleton, just so that he could do something.
((Oh, that's right. I changed that because it didn't work after the Reaper ninja posted and said what he wanted. It no longer made sense. >.< Unfortunately. I liked that line, too.))
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Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 9:12 pm
Zero looked at the skeleton skeptically. "Uh, right. And do you know just how many people have tried to create evil clones of me through my blood? Or tried to steal my powers the same way? I think not."
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Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 9:16 pm
"Dingdingding!" Deadpool yelled, "Got it in one! Isn't he amazing ladies and gentlemen! Too bad that Marvel comics didn't agree!" This. Was. Boring. Maybe he could play one of those games where he counted the number of things that were a certain color. Red. One, the creepy skeleton. Two, his costume. Three...
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Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 9:19 pm
The Reaper kept his smile, but sighed a bit. It was too easy he supposed. Oh well, better luck with that girls cousin. "Very well..." he replied, then glanced over at Deadpool. "Sorry, no Swifer mop." he replied, pulling his scythe from his robe, as well as the two other Reapers.
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Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 9:21 pm
"You know, we can hear you when you think stupid things. Well, we can hear you when you think most things, but those are generally stupid. So...stop."
He turned as the Reapers drew scythes. "Ahh, see what you've done? Now they're mad." Quick as a whip, Zero drew one of his special pistols: it fired adamantium bullets. He fired two shots at the Reaper in front and one at the one to his side.
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Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 9:26 pm
Deadpool scowled and stepped away from the wall. "I made it mad? It wasn't even listening to me until two seconds ago!" He drew his katanas; shooting these things would be a pointless waste of good ammo. "Anyway, it isn't like this is continuity. Nothing that happens here matters. This is just the result of teenagers screwing around. We can just have fun with this." He took a deep breath. "Crap."
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Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 9:29 pm
"That's dirty. No pun intended, I'm sure." Zero reloaded quickly as he moved to get clear.
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Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 9:31 pm
"Oh, of course not," Deadpool said primly, getting into a defensive stance.
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Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 9:36 pm
The Reapers smiled as the bullets shot straight through them. Well, not completely. There was a loud crack of a rib snapping that came from the Reaper beside the man. It slashed at him as he moved away with his scythe.
The Reaper by Deadpool smiled and went to slash at him as well.
The reaper that had been talking to the two retracted into fire again and moved towards them.
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Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 9:40 pm
Zero rolled out of the way, but the scythe nicked his arm. It was healed by the time he stood up.
"Ahh, I see now. Then I'll just have to shoot the skeleton." He fired an adamantium bullet at the skull of the nearest one, then another shot at the one attacking Deadpool.
"Does this guy heal?"
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Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 9:45 pm
"He does now," Deadpool said cheerfully, bringing his swords up to catch the scythe. Actually, he didn't know how much blood this thing needed before it could use someone's power. "You might not want to let it do that again," he added, before sending a solid front kick toward the brittle bones of the Reaper's chest.
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Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 9:48 pm
"Oh, crap. Good point." Zero skipped nimbly back to avoid any other attack and began to fire at the nearest skeleton. Zero was a highly skilled marksman, so it shouldn't be too much trouble.
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