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Takotsubo Cardiomyopathy Vice Captain
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 Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 8:54 pm
granted, but the time machine took you back to the dinosaur era and you got eaten o.o .
I wish for a chocolate bar surprised
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Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 10:13 pm
granted, but the chocolate bar was full of insect fragments,
causing you to throw it on the floor in disgust.
i wish for more interestingly shaped erasers. x)
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Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 1:06 pm
They all are quite interesting.... shaped in the form of penises.
i wish for a Lotus Elise.
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Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 1:42 pm
O__O .. i knew a certain part of the male anatomy
was going to be mentioned. curse you, innuendos! Dx
granted, but while you're driving your new car to the
grocery store, a crazy kid comes by on a bicycle
and leaves an enormous gash across your doors.
i wish for more books.
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Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 2:02 pm
gonk
All your books are autobiographies on Nancy ..Pel...osi?
i wish for all my favorite CD's and songs to be on my ipod! (if my ipod unbroke..)
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Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 2:10 pm
nooooooo T___T
granted, but once the transfer(s) was complete, your ipod was snatched from
your hands by a stray cat and dropped on the street, where a bus proceeded
to run it over. >D
i wish for more socks.
last post; i'm off to 7-eleven. =3
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Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 2:16 pm
All your socks have "i <3 Nancy Pelosi" on them.
i wish i could fly.
ttyl, i'm off to take the senior pics @ school.. >_>
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Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 8:47 pm
yeesh. so much nancy pelosi-ness;
granted, but you flew into an airplane, hit your head hard, fell back to earth and died.
i wish for another piggy bank.
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Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 9:51 pm
granted, but you couldn't get any money out of it once you put it in.
i wish for my own house.
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Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 10:12 pm
granted, but the house was teeming with countless termites.
i wish for my own room.
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Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 10:35 pm
granted, but it has no windows and termites... then you miss rooming with your beloved sister Nancy P.
i wish for at least 10 more active members in this guild.
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Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 7:50 pm
granted, but those 10 active members were not likable people.
i wish for a good night's sleep.
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Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 2:28 pm
granted, but then half way in, your little brother puts your hand in warm water, and dumps lemonade all over you. you wake up pissing and cold from the lemonade.
i wish i could get my school schedule changed before school starts.
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Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 6:04 pm
granted, but after your schedule was changed, you had the exact same
schedule as this guy. he stalked you throughout school, and followed
you home and watches you in your bedroom ..
i wish for maroon 5's album, "songs about jane."
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Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 6:14 pm
LMAO
granted, but all the songs were replaced by "Wake Up Call".
i wish i didn't have a stalker hahah.
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