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 Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2009 5:03 pm
Eris drop-kicked her local politician in the nuts.
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Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 5:25 pm
Yoshi set all the lions loose from the zoo and locked the sucerity guard in the cage.
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Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 5:57 am
Kimmoo decided it would be fun to plug a slushie machine into the cigarette jack in her car, and then throw the frozen beverage at other cars on the freeway.
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Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 6:46 pm
Yoshi was charged for drunken and disorderly conduct--after he drank an entire bottle of Listerine.
[Come together, Come apart; Only get loaded when you read the charts.]
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Versatile Conversationalist
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Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 9:04 pm
they pretty much sank Atlantis
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Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 4:28 pm
Jade once stole all of the precious stones in the world to make a carbon-omelette--and it was delicious.
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Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 1:52 pm
yoshi was riding his bicycle and:
a) drove on the wrong side of the road
b) did not stop/yield
c) broke the speed limit
d) didn't wear protective eye wear
(in case you don't know, when riding a bicycle in the street, you are supposed to be treated legally like you were on a motorcycle/driving a car)
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Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 2:35 pm
Pimp sat in the middle of Main Street yelling "Cars kill squirrels!!" and refusing to let cars drive by.
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Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 7:04 pm
Kim went to Starbucks and stripped nude.
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Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 8:42 am
yoshi stole the crown jewles of 2 different contries! gonk
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Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 4:46 pm
Nights tore the Mona Lisa to tatters to make a collage of famous art.
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Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 4:11 pm
yoshi was caught braking into the national marine aquarium with a tone of buckets to hand out to sealions rofl
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Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 8:30 am
nights took advantage of me in my sleep,lol
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Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 10:11 am
Ty was arrested for drink driving whilst he kidnapped a police officer, he did this in a nun outfit...
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Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 2:21 pm
Rune was convicted of piercing holes in the bottoms of boats, the trial was swift since they held it on one of the ships as it sank.
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