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 Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 4:07 pm
Lord Vyce Oni, that was the most direct innuendo I've ever read. My pants hate you right now, but I loves yah. I don't mean to brag, but it seems that everygirl here wants a piece of me, not that I'm complaining. xp And speaking of women who want this humble (Yeah RIGHT! xd ) man, I wonder where Annan is, I haven't seen her in a while... Probably busy with her kids and some other real life stuff. She'll be here, just give it time.
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Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 8:34 pm
I just found a pecularly shaped object in my moms room...and its 'gel for the body' and it belongs to my sister's friend... gonk
*scrubs hands 'til clean*
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Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 10:27 pm
Koiyuki I just found a pecularly shaped object in my moms room...and its 'gel for the body' and it belongs to my sister's friend... gonk *scrubs hands 'til clean* oye.
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Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 11:18 pm
samsonite Koiyuki I just found a pecularly shaped object in my moms room...and its 'gel for the body' and it belongs to my sister's friend... gonk *scrubs hands 'til clean* oye. Well at the time, I didn't know it was that, and I wasn't thinking of what it was...more like wheres its been... gonk *thinks people should put their sex stuff away*
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Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2005 8:22 am
Koiyuki *thinks people should put their sex stuff away* But...I only have one sex toy, and he's very difficult to put away...
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Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2005 5:40 pm
Koiyuki samsonite Koiyuki I just found a pecularly shaped object in my moms room...and its 'gel for the body' and it belongs to my sister's friend... gonk *scrubs hands 'til clean* oye. Well at the time, I didn't know it was that, and I wasn't thinking of what it was...more like wheres its been... gonk *thinks people should put their sex stuff away* I am suddenly reminded of an Ikea commercial.....you know, the one where the toddler is playing with the vibrator like a choo-choo train.....
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Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2005 5:44 pm
Random NaySayer Koiyuki *thinks people should put their sex stuff away* But...I only have one sex toy, and he's very difficult to put away... I mean things, not people, deary. ^_^ Though he should probably be kept out of the public eye, and yourself as well when you two are...well I'll just say when you're putting him to good use. ^_^ And talk about scarring your kids from a young age... gonk crying whee Does purity among children no longer exist? gonk gonk gonk
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Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2005 5:54 pm
Koiyuki Random NaySayer Koiyuki *thinks people should put their sex stuff away* But...I only have one sex toy, and he's very difficult to put away... I mean things, not people, deary. ^_^ Though he should probably be kept out of the public eye, and yourself as well when you two are...well I'll just say when you're putting him to good use. ^_^ And talk about scarring your kids from a young age... gonk crying whee Does purity among children no longer exist? gonk gonk gonk In the premodern days, most families lived in one room houses. Sex wasn't something tabooed and weird, and most kids knew about it way before they grew to sexual maturity. Have you ever seen that Japanese painting where the mom and dad are having sex while their children play on the floor around them? And believe me, if you believe that children are "pure" then you need to read "Lord of the Flies" by William Golding again. Adults like to think children are pure and innocent, but they're really just less developed mentally and socially than we are.
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Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2005 8:00 pm
Oni-Angel Koiyuki Random NaySayer Koiyuki *thinks people should put their sex stuff away* But...I only have one sex toy, and he's very difficult to put away... I mean things, not people, deary. ^_^ Though he should probably be kept out of the public eye, and yourself as well when you two are...well I'll just say when you're putting him to good use. ^_^ And talk about scarring your kids from a young age... gonk crying whee Does purity among children no longer exist? gonk gonk gonk In the premodern days, most families lived in one room houses. Sex wasn't something tabooed and weird, and most kids knew about it way before they grew to sexual maturity. Have you ever seen that Japanese painting where the mom and dad are having sex while their children play on the floor around them? And believe me, if you believe that children are "pure" then you need to read "Lord of the Flies" by William Golding again. Adults like to think children are pure and innocent, but they're really just less developed mentally and socially than we are. O.O *hasn't seen it* *wants to know the name of it and see it* ninja ninja ninja *has read Lord of the Flies* *thinks those kids are vicious little bastards* eek eek eek
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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 6:40 pm
Awwww....no partying?
But, we are having a sexy Halloween party, right?
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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 11:07 pm
Why wait 'til Halloween? *breaks out bag o' goodies...at the hips of pants* Who wants to reach in and pull out a goodie? xd Edit, saw this and had to add it! Ed Moran, (Covina, California) CALIFORNIA: From Latin "calor", meaning "heat" (as in English "calorie" or Spanish "caliente"); and "fornia", for "sexual intercourse" or "fornication." Hence: Tierra de California, "the land of hot sex."
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Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 6:58 am
Koiyuki Edit, saw this and had to add it! Ed Moran, (Covina, California) CALIFORNIA: From Latin "calor", meaning "heat" (as in English "calorie" or Spanish "caliente"); and "fornia", for "sexual intercourse" or "fornication." Hence: Tierra de California, "the land of hot sex." You know it. Seriously, though. It's sorta funny how true that is. *wants to move to California now*
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Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 7:15 am
California: The land of milk and honey...why does that sound so wrong now? xd
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Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 9:53 am
Koiyuki California: The land of milk and honey...why does that sound so wrong now? xd where is this milk and honey comming from.... twisted redface
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Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 9:57 am
I like milk.... and apparently mushrooms
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