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English football went down hill ever since the empire broke up. I figure the English speaking world has one good team between us.

The Imperial National Team! Because somebody has to beat Brazil!

They deserve it. Limey punks.

Why the ******** is there a fox on my screen. Get it away.

And what the ******** is this black chest that demands cash?

We usually ignore them.


But our roads are atrocious. I want them fixxxxxed. gonk

I thought that there was literally a fox in your screen, Setzer, and then wondered how your computer screen is working if a fox is in it. Haha!

Beni: It's true. They're so brash.

The roads near my house are horrendous. There used to be these big cornfields out that way, but they sold the land and have been building houses on it for a while. The construction crews are so obnoxious, I just want to knock their teeth out.

If they have to move something, God forbid they make sure they move it into the yard so they don't impede traffic on a busy road - they just leave it lying in the middle. But it's okay because you put that happy little orange cone there, right? We have so godamned many potholes thanks to their lazy-a** way of going about things. They're so bad that the jolt from them has actually scratched CD's I had playing at the time and I have to try to remember not to turn music on until after I get out of the area.

And I just love how they block off the entire road without notice every other day. Which way to go to class is a ******** gambit. The pothole way is normally fastest because you avoid all of the lights, but you can't tell it's blocked off until you get half-way down it. And often they'll block it off in JUUUUUUUST the right place so that there is not other way out and you have to turn around and go all of the way back. Of course, if you go the other way, you hit 90-million red lights because our city doesn't know how to ******** run them. If you hit one, you're going to hit every last godamned one for the rest of the way. And they're on every block. And the blocks are now that long. Ugh.

I keep expecting to crash. I didn't sleep much last night because it was a zillion degrees in here. But so far I'm ok. I wonder when it's going to hit.

That's it, everybody who doesn't get pre-approved for my not going to die list is going to die. So apply today.

*applies with a brain slushie special*

You're still on the list, too bad.

The same goes for the rest of you. And those cupcakes better be chocolate. scream

And I'm in a much better mood, kind of.