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So like... I posted in Forest of Noctua.

And then I keep running away. XD

*jump hug*

STORY TIME STORY TIME.

Two funny stories, both about how ridiculously jealous my girlfriend and I are.

I went to see Meet the Spartans and Sweeny Todd with my girlfriend Friday, and we ended up going to IHOP after Meet the Spartans because Sweeny Todd wasn't playing and our best friend is a waitress there and can get us delicious things that aren't on the menu.

So we get there and it turns out that the first chair French horn player from my school is also working there. He's always flirting with me and whatnot (even if I was into guys in the first place, telling a fellow musician you need to tune them isn't flattering and isn't going to get you anywhere talk2hand My tuning is IMPECCABLE.), and he comes over to our table and tries to talk to me. He really annoys me, so I pretty much ignored him until he got uncomfortable and went away.

Tasha is just jealous enough to be completely adorable, and was fuming over this. Our friend came back over to the table and asked what was wrong with her, and I told her that she was angry because the guy had been coming on to me. None of us like this guy and he obviously doesn't know I'm gay, so our friend decided to go into the kitchen and casually mention to him that my girlfriend looked like she was going to kill him.

So she goes back there and a few minuites later you hear all these dishes break and him just scream "HER WHAT!?!?!" xDDD Oooohhh boy. It was just cruel.



STOREH NUMBAH TOO.

So there's this girl. She's publicly made it known that she's "desperately in love" with Tasha, who she considers to be her "only true soulmate" and plans to steal her away from me, "that stupid ugly b***h" who Tasha's apparently only with because "she feels sorry for [me] because [I'm] so ugly."

Tasha would never touch this girl, of course, becuse she's an ugly skanky whore. D:

So tonight I noticed I was out of chai tea and went to the store to get some. She was at the store too, so naturally I stalked her around for a while. @_@ Eventually I ended up throwing a tangerine at her and running away. Of course, she wouldn't appreciate the significance of that because she doesn't even know tangerines are Tasha's favorite fruit ever. scream heart

My sister was there with me and she was like OMG UR SO STUPED WAT R U DOIN. xD I was like STFU THIS IS REALLY IMPORTANT I HAVE TO GET THIS GIRL. In hindsight, I probably should have sought her advice, seeing as she's a 13-year-old drama whore and is naturally talented in both executing and foiling relationship breakups.

I'm kind of afraid to go to college just because I'll have to live near 18-24-year-old girls.... o_o That's like the scariest demographic there is.