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 Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2009 7:39 am
Quote: E-Pimp parked his car on the curb in front of a Dunkin' Donuts in Maine. (Actually illegal, I kid you not. one of those crazy state laws) I live there and I didn't know that xD Eris stole all the kittens from the pound and left them in people's mail boxes.
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Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2009 10:22 am
Eris would steal all the kittens and keep them, which is also illegal here. There's a three cat per household rule in my county which I gleefully break every day. (I have four kitties.)
Kimmoo got trashed and crashed her houseboat into a Coast Guard cutter. No one was injured.
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Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2009 6:48 pm
Eris did not destroy her canker-infested citrus trees and distributed the tainted fruit at her local flea market.
((Which is illegal where I live....I think.))
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Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 9:14 am
Yoshi screamed, "Fire!!" in the snack line at the movies so everyone would flee and he could cut to the front.
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Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 5:18 pm
Kim said the following in an airport, to a security guard:
"Hey, Mr. Guy, did you know that you can't say the word 'bomb' in an airport? 'Cause then people think you actually do have a 'bomb!' Well, I don't have a bomb with me, so don't think I'm carrying a bomb. I also left one of my bags unattended for a while, and I seem to have misplaced it while I went to the restroom to check up on my DS--the card reader's been messed up, and for some reason 'Bomberman' keeps slipping out of the port. Do you know who Bomberman is? He's a guy made out of bombs that uses bombs to blow up stuff, which ends up being more bombs."
Of course, by the first time she said "bomb," she was tackled to the ground and brought into the examination room, but kept on talking as if nothing ever happened.
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Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 3:18 pm
Yoshi pretended to be Obama and tried to get free food from every resturant in town.
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Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 4:13 pm
Kimmoo jay walked naked in the middle of New York City. It took the cops a while to decide whether they should arrest her for public indescensy or jay walking.
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Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 9:18 pm
Dreamy thought it would be funny to spray paint the symbol on anarchy on the governor's face.
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Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 7:57 pm
Yoshi decided to bite the head off of a living bird as a coaching method for his wrestling team.
((A teacher of mine actually did this))
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Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 1:18 pm
Dreamy broke into her school and changed the passwords on all the administration's computers.
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Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2009 7:27 pm
Kimmoo poisoned the water supply. With sweet, sweet saccharine.
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Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 11:27 pm
ileno- crap
illean- crap
ileonarf- crap
HE had a hard username to spell!
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Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2009 8:35 pm
(It's just "Leonard" with an "I" attached to the front of it. For simplicity's sake, though, just call me Yoshi. Leo works fine, too.)
As the name implies, emorexic pimp'd some hos.
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Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2009 3:03 pm
Yoshi set the fire department on fire.
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Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2009 3:39 pm
Kimmoo did 125mpg in a school zone on the shoulder in reverse.
(Nicely done! wink I've only ever been guilty of half of that.)
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