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 Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 5:12 am
You received your very own Peter Pettigrew! The Peter Pettigrew Unit comes with instructions on how to take care of it, safety warnings, and a do-not list.
Instructions: Congratulations in receiving your Peter Pettigrew Unit! He will follow you around, and stare at you in awe. Also he will constantly demand for you to show him awesome spells and tricks. It's recommended to show him at least every third time he asks.
Remember that the Peter Pettigrew Unit is a hungry little thing. You must feed him at least every three hours, not including the night when he's a sleep. The Peter Pettigrew Unit sleeps from about 10 pm, to about 12 am. When he's in his sleeping mode, he won't wake up no matter what you do!
Also you must remember to bath him every other day. Or else he'll stink like a rat. The Peter Pettigrew Unit is also installed with it's very own digestion system. So you must allow him to use your bathroom every now and then.
Safety Warning: Do no make your Peter Pettigrew Unit into your Secret Keeper. This may cause betrayal. Also remember not to share your deepest secrets with the Peter Pettigrew Unit, or it might results in your most hated enemy to know all of your deepest secrets and fears, which will be used against you.
Remember to always show hims tricks and awesome spells, and show him that your the best of the best. Never loose a battle in front of your Peter Pettigrew. This might result in you loosing your Peter Pettigrew to someone else.
Your Peter Pettigrew Unit is vulnerable towards all kind of poisons and curses. Do not put your Peter Pettigrew Unit to close to fire. Do not hold your Peter Pettigrew Unit to long under water. Despite popular belief, your Peter Pettigrew Unit is neither fire proof or water proof.
Do-Not: Make the Peter Pettigrew Unit to your Secret Keeper. Put him on fire. Shoot deadly curses at him. Lose in front of him. Put him in a microwave. Put him in the refrigerator. Let him have anything stronger than Butterbeer. Allow him anywhere near a Dark Lord Unit. Allow him near anything more dangerous then a Flobberworm. Allow a Sirius Black, James Potter or a Remus Lupin Unit to teach him how to become an animagus. Show him to a Harry Potter Unit. Insert a broomstick up his a**l passage, or any other hollow areas.
P.S: Every one of the Do-Not's have been tried out by previous owners, and it has affected the Peter Pettigrew Unit negativly.... Some positive in the wrong ways.
-Your's Truly.
*Inserts a broomstick*
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Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 10:26 am
Lol, that was amusing. =D
You recieved a...giant snitch! Lucky you. By the way, you might not want to play Quidditch with it.
-inserts polyjuice potion-
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Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 5:38 pm
 You receive Crabbe & Goyle!
*inserts blood quill*
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Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 6:05 pm
You recieve Quirell.
*Inserts a Harry/Draco Fanfic.*
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Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 6:36 pm
And you get a...mob of readers telling you to update! (eek)
-Inserts toad-
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Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 6:59 pm
You receive a tadpole! I belive there was a shrinking solution in there...
*inserts Norberta*
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Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 7:07 pm
Wonderful! You recieve a burst of flame, covering you with ash and soot. After a few reluctant grumbles from the machine, a dragon egg pops out as well.
-inserts wand-
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Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 10:04 pm
You recieve....a fluffy armchair to sit in. Now you may rest comfortably.
*inserts the Elder Wand*
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Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 11:41 pm
You receive a hand-written copy of Beedle the Bard. Lucky you!!
*Inserts 3 sickles*
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Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 8:26 am
You recieve Fluffy the Three Headed Dog...I recomend learning how to play an instrument.
*Inserts Fang Slobber.*
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Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 9:08 am
You recieve an invisibility cloak! Lucky!
*Inserts a time-turner*
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Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 9:16 am
You recieve Severus Snape's personal Diary from the years he was Attending Hogwarts. What a lucky one you are.
*Inserts a branch from the Whomping Willow.*
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Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 2:12 pm
You receive a shattered mirror, from a Ford Anglia by the looks of it. neutral
*inserts Ron's first (broken) wand*
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Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 4:28 pm
You receive a package of Jelly Slugs!
*inserts tea bag*
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Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 4:35 pm
You recieve a cup of Professor Teawaterly's (sp?) tea...Be careful with this stuff, it seems to bring on trance like states.
*Inserts a beanbag puff thing.*
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