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 Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 3:13 pm
X_summers_X unchanging
yesterday you were abducted from your home by nameless thugs
they brought you to their secret lair, and force fed you lentils for 3 hours
and you enjoyed it.
You had a wet dream about Josh Groban, Enrique Iglesias, Gary Lightbody, and Tom Linton having a... foursome.eat your legumes! twisted
.. you're capable of corrupting the minds of children, you know that?
you keep a daily record of your bowel movements in a journal.
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Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 3:31 pm
AHHH!! gonk
and yes, i know that hehe...
LOL i had to look up what a bowel movement was...
you are sexually attracted to the squirrel that frequently sits in the tree outside your window.
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Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 4:11 pm
you're 52, and you live with your parents
you're currently employed to 7-Eleven,
and your job is to fix the slurpee machines.
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Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 4:55 pm
LMAO!
you're a vampire.. that lives in prison and writes stories about abusing children.
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Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 5:07 pm
you're a pokenerd who obsessively collects any merchandise related to
pokemon. you recently bought a ginormous 4 feet raichu plush, and
now you can't sleep without it. XD
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Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 5:14 pm
ahahahaha! what a coincedence, i was thinkin about playing pokemon sapphire! i haven't played that in FOREVER!
Whenever you get on the computer, you absolutely HAVE TO play Sort Of by the Silversun Pickups on loop.
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Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 5:33 pm
geh, go enjoy your pokemon sapphire
i, for one, am not a huge fan of pokeyourmom lol ~
hmm. you're so narcissistic that you have your name on all your underwear
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Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 6:15 pm
ahahaha.
your whole room is filled with pokemon plushies, posters, and merchandise.
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Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 7:04 pm
Has an ear ring which he periodically changes from his left ear to his right and vice versa.
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Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 7:08 pm
LOL the randomness
Last night you had a dream about being at a Jesse McCartney concert.
You were invited backstage, and made out with him for 10 minutes.
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Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 12:46 am
↑ became trapped underneath a sink once, and lost consciousness for 3 months.
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Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 1:26 pm
LOL
You cried for 4 days straight when you found out that a random kid stole your Raichu plushie.
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Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 2:41 pm
That was a disturbing image.... stare
^Has a pet rock named Herby the Wonder Hamster.
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Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 3:48 pm
actually i do! nah hahahah...
your favorite music is by Michael Buble
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Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 2:51 pm
↑ was voted "most likely to marry a kitchen appliance" in high school.
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