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Worst pick up lines ever!!!!! (Mature warning guys and gals)

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Luneatha

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Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 5:56 am

Wow, you must be something, since girls keep asking you stuff like that. xD

Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 6:00 am

You must be from heaven...... because you look like an angel!

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Posted: Sat Oct 31, 2009 2:04 pm

Luneatha

Wow, you must be something, since girls keep asking you stuff like that. xD

lol I guess you could say that....... (and no I am not conceited, I'm just self-aware lol) (sorry I hadn't seen this one before)

ok on to the horrible pickup lines lol:

"Your one tall glass of water and I'm real thirsty."

"You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche."

"You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light
switch away."

"I'm awesome. You should get to know me, in bed." (there were some worse than these ones, but I figured that this was enough lol)

Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 11:55 am

lol ok more horrible pick up lines... (how anyone could fall for these I don't know....)

1. 'Hey, you wanna see something swell?'

2. 'There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself.....'

3. guy: Hey, I don't feel to good.
girl: Why?
guy: I feel like I have an elephant in my stomach.
girl: What?
guy: (looking down) I think his truck is already sticking out.

4. 'This is a test of the emergency pick up line service. Beeeeeeeeeep. If you had been any less beautiful, you would have just heard a bad pick up line.'
ok this is the last one for now and if you are easily offended then do not read this one as you'll put you eye out lol

5. guy:If I stuck my d*ck in Ajax for an hour,would you suck it?
girl:NO!!
guy biggrin irty d*ck sucker!

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ForestBorn

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Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 12:56 pm

lol where I live there are a few hillbillies and I've been hit up with these lines:

Did you fart, 'cause you blew me away.*

Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.*

My Love for you is like diarrohea ... I can't hold it in.*

Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out.*

Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.*

If you were a tree and I was a squirrel, I'd store my nuts in your hole.*

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a
light switch away.*

Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.*

If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the
afternoon.*

Your face reminds me of a spanner, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up!*

Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 1:54 pm

lol sweet talkers, aren't they!!!

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Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 4:46 pm

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.

I wouldn't ever use that.
It is annoying.

Posted: Sat Nov 28, 2009 2:02 pm

lol but you never know... for some people, some of the worst pick-up lines work lol

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Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 9:02 am

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lol but you never know... for some people, some of the worst pick-up lines work lol

Very true.
Most of those girls are flusy's though?

Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 2:27 am

I Icarus I

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lol but you never know... for some people, some of the worst pick-up lines work lol

Very true.
Most of those girls are flusy's though?

lol Not necessarily true, as they may have just fallen in love with some guy who they thought was just being goofy with said 'lines' lol

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Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 3:26 pm

"Darlin', are you a pilot? 'Cause you've got me flyin' high."

Some drunk guy told me that. Apparently, he thought I was a girl. Curse my friends for daring me to cross-dress when going to a club...

Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 4:17 pm

lol that probably would have been funny to me did any of those friends step in to 'defend your honor'? lol

last year this guy I know named tom got in trouble with his mom and so she made him wear her bikini and some fake boobs to the bar when him and four of his friends went lol I only know that he actually did wear it because his mom showed me the pictures lol i still don't know what he did to make her mad enough to force him into one of her bikinis lol

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Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 4:46 pm

Nope. my boyfriend, actually. He tapped the guy on the shoulder and said, "You do know this is a guy, right?" The guy ran off, and my boyfriend introduced himself to me. That was two years ago, and we're still together.

Wow. That would take a lot. My friends - and sister - got me to wear black leather pants laced up the sides to the hips, plus a black vest over fishnet. I actually looked like a girl. Weird.

Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 5:02 pm

Awwwww (and don't think I am being sarcastic about this because I am not) thats so sweet!

Yeah I don't know what made her that mad, but we all just laugh about it when I go pick him up to take him to work sometimes, and he said he actually got more numbers that night than he ever had before lol

I'm not sure i could wear leather pants (my extent for wearing leather is my leather trench coat and that's it.) was the vest leather too?

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