Welcome to Gaia! ::

::his head rolls back and his mouth gapes open and drool rolls out of the corner of his mouth as his hands tease and squeeze all over Oni's boobies::

Hi ^,^

Name's madamfluff on here, but most just call me Fluff or Fluffy...I'm sure some might even have an idea of one of the meanings of this nick ^,^ My birthday is on the 6th of May and I'm 20 this year...the big 21 in 2006 - oh goody! confused I was currently studying a Bachelors in Education but have changed my mind to that of Psychology as it is much more interesting than Education. The Education degree here is also rather easy and I like being challenged. My majors include Education, Psychology and Historical Studies. And I'll be a 3rd year student next year (our school system runs from Jan-Jun being first semester and Aug-Nov being second semester). Oh! It would help to say that I'm South African too 3nodding

Please don't ask me if I have a pet lion/leopard/monkey and if I walk thousands of miles to school/work or if an elephant takes me to school and oh, if I moved here...I wouldn't be on the Internet then now would I? I'd rather be all Jill of the Jungle with all these "pets" of mine. Loin cloth included!

Anyway! I'm a social smoker unless provoked or really craving, I drink socially but not to the extremes (seeing as I'm the only designated driver stare ) and I don't do drugs. Although I will say weed is rather entertaining.

I enjoy reading and writing as well as drawing for my own amusement - I was pretty average at school for Art, but in no way a potential Picasso or Rembrandt. The rest of my interests are pretty much covered on my profile...Note on astrology, I'm interested in the coincidences, not that the predictions are gospel (long story short, my one friend refused to understand this and therefore attempted to shred me to bits ho hum!).

Considering the guild, this is most appropriate. I'm Bisexual, although that I will admit that I do prefer c**k over p***y, but none-the-less, I like both smile I'm virginal, yes...but tell me where I can find a man who has a decent mind, is single and not hiding in an underground dungeon plotting for world domination? In South Africa? I could settle for less, but I deserve the best and I would actually like to have a conversation that stimulates me than just nodding and laughing dimly. But that's not to say that my mind is far from virginal...I feel sorry for my friends, especially the one seeing as I beg him to actually masturbate as that would solve all his problems at current if he didn't want a girl. The obsession of sex is pretty high, but, my frame of mind is directed to this right now ^,^ Why hamper it razz

I'm a large and lovely lady. Don't dare say that I'm fat because that's rubbish, I'd probably hurt you pretty good afterwards 3nodding I'm comfortable with myself although I do have issues about my femininity at times (and due to boys being rude and not even exchanging a polite smile). I have hazel green eyes and funky hair - it's like a blonde-come-brunnette-come-reddish blend. I blame my heritage. I'm about 5"7 and that's all I'm willing to share. Chances of somebody being in South Africa who would molest me is slim. *Pessimist*

Pics:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v235/madamfluff/laniiffy.jpg

That should do it I believe? ^,^

hell neither did I! lol

Thanks 3nodding And a hobby is better than a full-time job let me tell you sweatdrop

*my apologies to Koiyiki for posting in the wrong place~ Its been far too long*

Hey guys, I"m in the middle of moving right now, so I haven't been in here in a while. I"ll be a little more active a few days after Christmas, because I'll have moved by then.

Hello! I'm somewhat new to the guild. My screen name is Lavaske, which means pervert in a language made up by a girl who somewhat broke my heart. My real name is Rusty, and I'm sixteen years of age, as of May 19th, 2004. I live in the wonderful land of the Potato, which is Idaho (Ireland can kiss our state's a** as far as potatos are concerned!) in the small city of Boise.

My hobbies include theatre, napping, and bathing, as well as the internet.

As of yet, I have never lit an animal on fire. Came close to lighting myself on fire. The one time that I came closest to being lit on fire, however, was when my sister thought that a Roman Candle was a sparkler. A fireball narrowly missed my face.

I dislike people who are pesky, which include three schoolmates of mine. I only seriously hate two people: Bill O Reily, and Fred Phelps.

I dislike it when people complain about the President, because it gets annoying when everybody does so! Complain about lesser known senators, or better yet, house representitives, or better yet, mayors of obscure towns in parts of the nation we've never heard about.

My favorite town in the USA is Damascus OR, because my grandfather is mayor, and it's where I was born and raised for the first 9 years of my life. My least favorite town is Centropolis, KS: The geographical center of the United States. If you're going to a tourist attraction that fails to attract tourists, you'll at least want to have good pie. I'm sorry to say in Centropolis, there is NONE!

I also feel that any city ending in opolis, must have at least 10,000 people. Centropolis probably has 12.

My favorite color is I'm color blind, quit asking me this question.
My favorite note is Bb, not just because it looks like two Bs, but because it's sextastic.
My favorite interval is F to A, because when you say "F 'n A! Do mi!" it sounds dirty, which is the only way I get to swear in music theory.
My favorite movie is whatever I've just watched, unless it was crap.
My favorite movie right now is Harvey, starring Jimmy Stewert.
My favorite thing to do incorrectly is spelling.
My favorite flavor of icecream is arsenic.
My favorite name to be called is Rusty, even though my father calls me swamprat.

The Femmes as in the Violent Femmes, yes?

They came and did a concert here last month, wish I could have gone sad

Yeah, seriously. sweatdrop

I think the Country Death Song is really silly fun 3nodding