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 Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 12:40 am
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Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 12:40 am
Actually she isn't. New York woman and all.
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Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 12:40 am
~Nedy. I don't think dead baby jokes are funny.
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Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 12:41 am
Vahn Kyonuske Actually she isn't. New York woman and all. I feel so inferior.
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Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 12:42 am
[ Just Another Face ] I planed on going to bed, like, three hours ago.
Rykono: I don't care what Mister Fenix is, except that's he's younger than me, which entitles me to mother him and send him to bed as I see fit.
Fenix: Yes you must. Off you go, darling.
Oda: ...maybe because dead babies don't have accents...
*cough*
Sorry. Tired sweatdrop
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Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 12:42 am
Oh. So, ugly is an understatement?
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Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 12:43 am
Nedyfay Norrell But Kacee takes care of you, and I trust her, so you're not my responsibility. Touche. Except right now, I'm sick. So with all the vomiting and whatnot, my ribs are in so much pain, I can't sleep.
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Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 12:44 am
This is coming from a guy who's mom slept with his best friend, or something?
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Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 12:44 am
Nedyfay Norrell I don't care what Mister Fenix is, except that's he's younger than me, which entitles me to mother him and send him to bed as I see fit. Can I borrow money to go see a movie with some friends? I'll be home by nine. @Vahn: I was SO about to make a joke about you getting your awesome beard from your mother, but I decided against it. 'cause you're bigger than me.
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Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 12:44 am
[ Just Another Face ] Oh. So, ugly is an understatement?
I admit, she's extremely attractive.
JAF: Ouch...get better soon, love.
Fenix: Bed stare
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Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 12:45 am
A father stood in the waiting room of a hospital, awaiting the news about his new born child. The door to the room opened and a doctor motioned him through. When the dad stepped into the room, the doctor spoke to him while holding the baby in his arms.
"Congratulations Sir, You have a beautiful baby boy"
The Doctor held out the baby, but just before the father could take him, the doctor recoiled him.
"But wait! Do you know that your baby is special? Your baby can FLY! Watch!"
The doctor lifes up the baby by a foot and drops him straight onto his head.
"OH MY GOD! THATS MY SIGN YOU SICK b*****d!", the father screamed.
All the doctor did was scoop up the baby and speak again.
"No no, Im sorry, he did it just a moment ago...Lets see..."
The doctor then flung the baby to the side where it impacted the wall and then fell to the floor.
"I'LL KILL YOU!"
The doctor ducked out of the way of the man's grasp and scooped the baby up once again.
"Alright alright, One more try..."
He then flung the baby out the window of the building where it collided with the pavement and exploded.
"YOU ********! I'LL KILL YOU!"
The father began stranggling the doctor by the throat. The doctor spoke between muffled chokes.
"W-wait, S-sir...One m-moment"
The father stopped briefly to hear this one last speech. The doctor was breathing heavily as he spoke.
"Im sorry sir, but the truth is...your baby was dead when he was born."
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Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 12:45 am
Aki... I seriously don't care about the accents thing. ~Sigh.~
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Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 12:46 am
Vahn Kyonuske This is coming from a guy who's mom slept with his best friend, or something? Ech... ow... Okay. Yeah. I fold. I... I totally have to fold to that... Oh... yeah... folding. Is surrender. Like. That owned me. Like. Totally getting me killed. Headshotted. 9999. Overkill. Whole nine.
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Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 12:47 am
Vahn Kyonuske This is coming from a guy who's mom slept with his best friend, or something? That one seemed a tad below the belt Vahn ol' buddy. neutral
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Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 12:47 am
Ho Shin A father stood in the waiting room of a hospital, awaiting the news about his new born child. The door to the room opened and a doctor motioned him through. When the dad stepped into the room, the doctor spoke to him while holding the baby in his arms.
"Congratulations Sir, You have a beautiful baby boy"
The Doctor held out the baby, but just before the father could take him, the doctor recoiled him.
"But wait! Do you know that your baby is special? Your baby can FLY! Watch!"
The doctor lifes up the baby by a foot and drops him straight onto his head.
"OH MY GOD! THATS MY SIGN YOU SICK b*****d!", the father screamed.
All the doctor did was scoop up the baby and speak again.
"No no, Im sorry, he did it just a moment ago...Lets see..."
The doctor then flung the baby to the side where it impacted the wall and then fell to the floor.
"I'LL KILL YOU!"
The doctor ducked out of the way of the man's grasp and scooped the baby up once again.
"Alright alright, One more try..."
He then flung the baby out the window of the building where it collided with the pavement and exploded.
"YOU ********! I'LL KILL YOU!"
The father began stranggling the doctor by the throat. The doctor spoke between muffled chokes.
"W-wait, S-sir...One m-moment"
The father stopped briefly to hear this one last speech. The doctor was breathing heavily as he spoke.
"Im sorry sir, but the truth is...your baby was dead when he was born."
AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
*dies*
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