Last BKer who posts in this thread WINS.

[cheesy nipples]

Bah, I'll have to do better next time.  

[Reeves]

Indeed.  

[cheesy nipples]

Next turn the topic takes, I'll come up with better jokes, I think. I dunno, my jokes are kinda like random.  

[Reeves]

You mean one that doesn't involve boobs or flirting? xd  

[cheesy nipples]

huh? I say random and you say boobs and flirting.  

[Reeves]

I was more referring to "Next turn the topic takes."  

[cheesy nipples]

My aunts cat is screwing a stuffed dog neutral  

[Reeves]

...Exciting? xd  

[cheesy nipples]

Dude, seriously. It's like, going at it like there's no tomorrow. Purring like mad, thrusting back and forth, tail in the air.

Then he rolls off and licks his own thing clean afterwards.  

[Reeves]

Sounds like something an animal would do. rolleyes  

[cheesy nipples]

So, you know many animals that romp stuffed toys? Tell me Reeves, just what sort of company are you keeping these days?  

[Reeves]

Tell me, Nips, have you never read a biology textbook? Or studied animal instinct? Like at all?

You don't have to be around horny animals to get that.  

[cheesy nipples]

Horny? The thing wakes up, romps the dog. eats, romps the dog, sleeps, romps the dog, walks into the next room, romps the dog, sleeps, romps the dog.

THe thing does nothing but romp the dog. It's only 12 months old. He has no balls. He shouldnt be that horny.  

[Reeves]

Dude, it's animal instinct. Castration Getting fixed ain't gonna change that.  

[cheesy nipples]

Still ain't right. Wouldn't catch me humping a stuffed toy.