Come Fly With Me (rp)

[astrenose]

*intercom crackles*

"Good morning, passengers. This is your Captain speaking. Before we take off on the world renowned GGR plane, I'd like to make a few announcements and reminders. There has been a change of crew since the last GGR. Rest assured, they we are just as hostile- I mean, hospitable as the first crew. Don't be alarmed by the crew member carrying a whip... unless you forgot your seatbelt. Then be very alarmed."

"I'd like to remind all passengers to keep any weapons out of sight until the event that an enemy aircraft is spotted. Remember to use the bathroom early. We only have one and if it's busy, peeing out the window is not acceptable. I'd also like to remind you all that any crying babies will be ejected from the plane immedia- *whispers in background* What? We don't do that anymore?*more whispers* We never did that? Well, fine then. Thank you for choosing the GGR Airplane. Have a nice flight!"

There's a clicking noise as a button is pushed, but the intercom stays on. "Hey Timui, Have you seen my flight manual? I was almost half way through it.... Never mind. I'm sure we'll be fine."

 

[Kitcat6363]

Oh, this is so exciting! Kitcat bounces in her seat excitedly as the intercom comes on. As the captain mentions something about a whip, Kitcat's eyes widen and she quickly buckles her seatbelt. She feels a little nervous when the intercom doesn't turn off as planned and an additional, unsettling comment from the captain filters back to her and her fellow passengers, but soon excitement overwhelms her.
*rumbling fills the background, drowning out the intercom completely*
The engines are starting! I can't wait to see where we land first! TV stardom, here I come!  

[heliocentric admiral]

"Well, well, never though I would be on this plane once again" chuckles as I toss the tassles of my mask and push my overskirt over to sit in the first class seat. Crossing her legs, the elegant brunette turned her head to the source of a loud chatter.
"Why hello there, Kitty cat" Sunny smiled  

[Cutie Darling]

Far back in a small, dark corner I sit, smiling airily as I listen to our new captain.
"Astrenose is so lucky! I wish I could be a captain!~"
I play around with my cute panda plushies and the engines start up. My tummy starts to growl and I jump up.
"Thank you emo corner!~"
After running into the shadows of said emo corner, I come back with a few snacks then plop down.
"MUNCHMUNCHMUNCHMUNCH"
My chomping was almost as loud as the engines, but I'm pretty sure nobody heard me.  

[taxidermy jesus]

There must have been something wrong with his head. It was the only valid explanation. He hated planes, so what the hell was he doing back at Gaian Airlines. But a job was a job, and he wasn't goin' back on his word. At least, not until the economy picked up. And it wasn't like it didn't come without perks. All of the salted peanuts and ginger ale one could ever want for, completely free.

Rock opened what must have been his tenth bag of peanuts that hour, and swung open the door to the cockpit. "Hey, cap'n. Sure you got a handle on everything in here? 'Cause as much as everyone loves a good explosion, I'd rather this trip not end in one. I still got a few years or so on me, y'know."  

[astrenose]

"Rock! Help me! The manual says we should be taking off when it hits 160 miles per hour! We're already going-" The distraught captain looks down at the speedometer. "Oh. Only 40? Yeah, everything's cool. Hey! Are those peanuts?" He snags a bag from Rock's overflowing pocket and tears into it. "Oh, and can you figure out what's making that crunching noise? It's making the navigation system go all fuzzy. I think it might be one of the engines."  

[Cutie Darling]

"MUNCHMUNCHMUNCHMUNCH"
Still eating, only now it's one of those peanut packs they give you on planes. I'm saving that pocky in my pocket for last. I look at Rock as he enters the Captain's....uh...cockpit? That it? Yeah, I think so.
"....Wait, we can do that? SWEET!"
Obviously happy, I leap up and run into the cockpit.
"MUNCHMUNCH Hiya Astrenose! MUNCHMUNCH Heya Rock! MUNCHMUNCH How's the plane driving and MUNCHMUNCH stuff going? MUNCHMUNCHMUNCH"
I obviously was having to much fun eating those peanuts.  

[taxidermy jesus]

"Hands off the nuts, bro. The only reason I agreed to this trip was the free peaauts, and I plan on exploitin' that to the full." Rock shot an irritated glare at Pandii. Her loud munching wasn't helping his mood. "Well, considering that the captain just learned how to read a speedometre, it's pretty much guaranteed that we're all doomed.  

[Cutie Darling]

"Oh...."
I said, halting my munching for that moment.
"....Sorry, eheheheh...."
I held the bag out in offer.
"Want some?"
A cheesy smile spread across my face. I'd forgotten what Rock was like. Not a big surprise considering he and I never spoke much.  

[astrenose]

"Oh, Rock, doomed is such an ugly word. I prefer the term..." he thought for several moments, almost making the plane swerve off the runway. "No, doomed is all I can think of. Okay! Lets say we get this puppy off the ground!" Astrenose enthusiastically guns the throttle, forgetting to flip on the seatbelt sign.  

[Cutie Darling]

The plane sped up suddenly.... My reaction?
"AUGKVVDAGJLERBJHBNR OMG HE'LL KILL US AAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLL!"
My first action after flipping out was to cling to Rock under the false surmise that he's like a rock.....meaning he won't fall over......
It was then I remembered that I hated heights.....
"OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!!!!!"
I was quite certain that Rock was going to hit me at this point.....  

[astrenose]

Astrenose rolled his eyes, which is the second worse thing you can do when trying to take off in a 747. "Can you two get room that's not this one? I'm trying to fly here."  

[Timui]

I'm in a bad mood.
I found the flight manual to the Captain, but I had to search the whole plane. I do not like searching.
I did not like that munching sound echoing throughout the plane. I don't quite like sounds at all.
The sudden change of speed made me fall over. I do not like falling over.

I raised my whip (after rising myself), but then - I realized the mistake. The unforgivable mistake. I lean towards the Captain whispering "You have forgotten to turn on the seatbelt sign"  

[astrenose]

Astrenose pales. "I... uh... well, ya see..." He looks around frantically amongst all the dials, buttons, and switches. What kind of vehicle needs a thousand different controls? Finally, he saw a tiny label that looked like it said "Seatbelts" under a small switch. Quickly, he flipped it. "There! All better! don't kill me crying "  

[taxidermy jesus]

Surprisingly, Pandii's assessment was correct. Rock seemed unaffected by the sudden movement of the plane. Unfortunately, the second part of her assessment was also true. "Jesus christ, woman. Couldn't find somebody bloody else to cling to?" The captain's snide remarks weren't helping either. He made a mental note to kill them all the moment his vertigo went away.