<center>The Red Dwarf Guild : For All Things Dwarf-ish.

Welcome to the first day of the rest of your life. Or, something like that.

This guild is 100% DEVOTED to Red Dwarf. Your nearest exits are nowhere to be found; lifejacket under your seat; oxygen masks over your head; curry on that little tray in front of you! Please stay tuned for updates, smeg-ups, and smeg-downs. Whatever those are...

This will be a free wheeling place, with more madness, chaos and non sequiturs than you can shake a stick at. All I ask is that you quickly read over these very simple rules... so simple, even Lister could understand them...

Space Corps Directives

In the meantime- Invite friends!

"The time for talking is over. Now call it extreme if you like, but I propose we hit it hard, and we hit it fast, with a major, and I mean MAJOR, leaflet campaign." ---Arnold Rimmer.</center>