The ULTIMATE Vending Machine - Another prize WON!

The machine seems happy?

Hopes Yes	50.4%	[ 121 ]
Thinks No	5.8%	[ 14 ]
*steal gold* button...could be trap.	43.8%	[ 105 ]
Total Votes:			[ 240 ]

[Keiric]

A can of spray-foam tumbles out from the slot.

/inserts a token carved from a carrot

[kefkadragon]

The rabbit of caerbannog comes out of the machine and starts wreaking havoc.

-inserts token-

[Rainbow-Power Kool-Aid]

You get a kick-a** tea party with your choice of characters: the cast of Bob the Builder (the original, not the new set), Lazy Town or Cartman and his stuffed toys.

-inserts coin-

[An Invisible Shapeshifter]

You get a GIANT. FLUFFY. STUFFED. CAT.

IT IS SO HUGE IT IS AS BIG AS A COUCH AND AS FLUFFY. YOU CAN SIT ON ITS TUMMY. YOU ARE SATISFIED.


sidenote: lol, when I first read description was about to link lotto/money forum. Very confused I was. Then reread and was enlightened.


-inserts token-

[Thistle Butterfly]

You get a sharp weapon

* inserts token *

[cellohell]

the machine shakes a bit but doesn't seem to dispense anything at first
then an iguana crawls out
i think it ate your token...

*inserts cardboard cut into the size of a token*

[Coturnix]

You get an expired pack of cookies that are mostly melted onto their wrapper...


*inserts token*

[kefkadragon]

You get two half tokens back. It seems the machine thought you wanted change.

-inserts button-

[Rainbow-Power Kool-Aid]

You get meatloaf.

-inserts token-

[Saikouh]

You get a giant pink piano with heart stickers. How it fit out of the slot is beyond anyone.

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The maid inserts a dusty old coin found under the couch while cleaning.

[Thistle Butterfly]

You get a seed pack

* inserts my lucky coin *

[cellohell]

you try to insert it, but it seems something is stuck in the slot. there's an edge of a paper sticking out and you manage to pull it out. a $10 bill folded into a wad and stuck into the coin slot? weird, but you have to admit that is pretty lucky.

(inserts a discontinued token)

[Shad-chan]

It seems like an error message, with the last line printed in a language you've never seen before. If you read it out loud, a thick purple smoke emerges from the vending machine. How mysterious...

*slowly and forcefully inserts half a piece of toast slathered in orange marmalade*

[GentleRalts]

A chicken's egg comes out of the vending machine, but before you can reach for it, two robotic hands emerge from inside the opening and pick it up. The bottom opens up to reveal a heated skillet, and the hands crack the egg to let it cook. A few minutes later, the hands retreat back into the machine, come back out with a plate and a spatula, and serve you the fried egg. Congratulations.

*inserts the flavor packet from a pack of stovetop ramen, chicken flavor*

[stabby-kun]

you get a pack of silica gel

whoa weird

//inserts coin//