The AAY crashes through your window

CRASH!

tHERE'S GLAss iN MY EYESeeSES!!!! AUUUUGHHH!!	17.7%	[ 146 ]
holy s**t dude!	13.2%	[ 109 ]
Someone call the popo!	6.2%	[ 51 ]
*crashes through the window*	10.5%	[ 87 ]
This isn't fun!	4.1%	[ 34 ]
Stop crashing through my window!	10.3%	[ 85 ]
It's an emergency!	2.5%	[ 21 ]
IF IT'S AN EMERGENCY USE THE MOTHER FRACKING DOOR!	17.1%	[ 141 ]
My leg!	10.3%	[ 85 ]
THIEF! HELP! THIEF!	8.1%	[ 67 ]
Total Votes:			[ 826 ]

[Ayersi]

So the AAY decided to crash through your window what do you do?

[Mario Kinnikuman]

Not appreciating the fact he entered through the window, besides breaking property of mine, I'd defenestrate him back out through the window. The front door is expressly meant for such a purpose. Use it, and don't forget to ring the doorbell, too! blaugh

[Souverain]

^^Offer him a drink, and call a window fixer O;

^SCREAM!
Then ask him why he did that, and if he needs any help

[Emma of Bainbridge]

Hurl up a shield and throw a fireball on instinct.

[Visual Persona]

I'd draw my sword in self-defense and watch for any sudden movements.

[dumplingsareyum]

Turn him into a cat for his rudeness. I've always wanted a cat. And make his fox pause in midair, and interrogate him into what they are doing in the tower.

Of course I'd turn them back afterwards. mrgreen

[Valgaror]

Throw her back out the window, she just made a convenient hole there, I may as well.

Observing your teeth
You have a beautiful skull
I want to smash it.

[Emma of Bainbridge]

^^Seize control of her nervous system and pin her against the wall. One wrong move and she dies in agony, I have no patience for witchlings seeking to kill me or any members of my house.
^Escort him back out with a healing potion for the cuts from the broken glass.

[DAISY LOV3]

Back up as fast as possible. She's got a weapon! D:

[dumplingsareyum]

*stares with wide innocent eyes*

"Are you the tooth fairy?"

[Ayersi]

.:. -drops my cup of noodles-
D8
Did your spell go wrong?
.:.

[Yamiko]

Oh snap. He's gonna flip out and destroy stuff because it's his ninja nature!! D: *nervously takes a long drag from the pipe*

[Emma of Bainbridge]

*Looks at the scythe* "I thought Death walked THROUGH the wall...I don't think it's my time, I would have Seen it...who are you here for?"

[Mario Kinnikuman]

"What's the matter, miss? Did a spell go awry? Furthermore, unless you can magically fix my window, you're paying for that, too."

[MissTheFriction]

^^ *looks at her and blinks* "HEY! What have you done with the Tooth Fairy!? She's supposed to give me money in exchange for this tooth." D;
^ "Oh my! Those bullets are coming at you fast! We must get you to the hospital!" o;