jesusherman
YOU CAN'T KEEP A GOOD MONKEY DOWN!
EXPECIALLY A NAUGHTY ONE!!
Welcome to the Naughty Monkey!
EXPECIALLY A NAUGHTY ONE!!
Welcome to the Naughty Monkey!
This is a bar I made originally when I was pissed at all the Admins and other people in Gaia that took all this s**t too serious. A place for people to come and have fun and not have to worry about someone getting pissed that they couldn't type or spell that well. A place where you wouldn't be called a Noob or get attacked for just being yourself.
So, for those of you that have never been here, anything goes here!
The main rule is: Have Fun!
As for open jobs, I am open to about anything. But right now I am in dire need of Jello Wrestlers and I need people that will actually come back to the bar and do their job. And yes, there is gold in it for you.
And Remember:
Now, for admin reasons I have to post this so it does get deleted again!! ********!
PG-13!!!
(there you go assholes!!)
NO CYBER!!!
NO SEX WITH ANIMALS THAT AREN'T STUFFED!
NO STICKING YOUR GENITALIA IN THE LIGHT SOCKETS!
NO POOPING ON THE FLOOR!
NO FLAMING!
NO RACISM OR GAY BASHING!
NO LICKING THE OWNER UNLESS HE PERSONALLY REQUESTS IT!
NO HARRASSING! (if you don't like what someone has to say, just shut the ******** up and ignore them)
Due to other s**t, I am going to start an ignore list. I never wanted to do it because I felt it went against what I was trying to do here. But there are people on here that could ******** up a wet dream.
Look, do what you want here, just don't do anything stupid that will get me banned again.
Table Of Contents:
1st Post: you're on it dumbass.. keep reading.
2nd Post: Employee Directory
3rd Post: Events and Promotions (this is for all non-employees to see if anything interesting is going on)
4th Post: Employee Bulliten Board (news and fun s**t for my employees)
5th Post: Contests (I am trying to figure out a way to work this one.. be patient)
6th Post: random s**t...
And this is me... (if your wondering, there is a picture of an old man in my pants... or is there?)
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