Welcome to Gaia! ::

Actually, I don't want an orgasm.
I just knew there would be no other way to get anyone's attention after you'd already set up this fantastic lesbian three-some.

1. Are you sure? O_O I had no idea! I... I think my entire world just shattered. A little green man from my childhood doesn't s**t! OMGWTFBBQ!

2. Actually, I meant I was hiding in your closet watching you undress but... I was wondering what that muffled screaming was.

Dear friends of Gaia.
[[EPILOGUE]] is about the only thing that really keeps me interested here on Gaia, and of course my friends. However, time zone differences mean that I rarely get to be on at the same time as most of my friends.

Thus...
I apologise for disappearing and warn you that I may not be on terribly often from now on.

With love to everyone, (Heart emoticon here)
Le Phreno.

Phreno's Eppie Tasks:

When I read the poll, "Where has Pinkie gone?"
The first option made me say aloud.

"PORNSTAR TRAINING CAMP."



I seriously wouldn't past you, dear.
And if I find out it's true...
HOLY ******** I'M NOT MISSING A SINGLE ISSUE OF ANY PORN MAG IN ANY COUNTRY FOR THE NEXT MONTH.

*already orgasming*

Now, just for Eppie.

TO THE DEAR FRIENDS AND STRANGERS OF PHRENO WHO LIKE TO CALL EPILOGUE HOME. TO THOSE WHO WANDERED IN HERE BY CHANCE, OR FOR THE POLL, AS I ONCE DID THOSE MANY MONTHS AGO. I HARK YE TO HEAR MY WORDS, AS THE OFFICIAL ******** SMU-YODA, ONE OF PINKIE'S MANY LOVERS AND A VETERAN OF THIS FINE THREAD, FULL OF THOSE SEXY, SEXY PATRONS.

My name is The Phrenologikal Cat.
My friends call me many things.
Phreno. Phrenie. Phren. Phre-Phre. Phern (That's probably a typo, but it's happened enough that it gets a place). Cat. P-Cat. Le Phreno. And so on.

I came to Eppie for the poll, and decided to take a squiz at the front page. Enthralled by the words of Pinkie, I scrolled down the page. I loved the pictures and laughed out loud at those silly SMU's, of which I have graced more than twenty times (Yes, I did count). Just for the hell of it, I ventured a post, and was immediately met with friendliness. I was scared I was going to be ignored in this strange place, by those more confident Gaians (I remember Bowley was there), but I was wrong. It was quite friendly.

In other so-called friendly literate threads, I have been ignored or outright insulted. But in Epilogue, I quickly became involved in a discussion about breasts.

From that evening of chance, I visited Eppie often, and although I was never lucky enough to be around on a new Page K, I was there when Pinkie's commandments were set in stone, and it was I who broke Pinkie's SMU's. I've laughed with the patrons about sex and many inappropriate things, and I was scared with my friends when Pinkie told us she might have left Gaia. I've shooed n00bs out of that thread, whether with simple words or written violence. I've laughed myself silly as Todd attacked those terrified illiterates with his big-a** pictures and his giant FLAMESTICK O' DHOOM, and I've giggled when he became infuriated at Pinkie calling him so many sexy little nicknames (You can deny it, but you enjoyed it, I know you did).

Eppie is full of events. It's got more drama than your average Soap Opera, more laughs than the international comedy festival, more sex than a porn movie, and more friends to make than can be counted by a simple Eppilopian like myself.

Although I often browsed through Barton Town, desperate for a role play of decent quality, and rushed through the Chatterbox, whoring for gold (And not just on the polls! No, I kid), I have always made sure to spend some time in Epilogue, or as it is more affectionately called, "Eppie".

This is most wondrous place, full of the best ******** Gaians I've ever met.
There is no possible way to fully describe how magnificent, wondrous, awesome this thread is, except perhaps with a simple, "Best ******** Thread Ever."

And that's what I wanted to tell you, stranger.

Oh ********, I'm crying...


Yours lovingly,
Phreno.