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Post: 11981503_1 created on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 01:13:15 +0000
Posted: Mon, 30 Jan 2006 01:13:15 +0000

ANNOUNCEMENT!

LOLWTF-CORP is currently on Hiatus. Click the link above for more details.

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LOLWTF Corporation
:: Making Happy Customers by Whatever Means Necessary ::

//_____I N T R O

.....Welcome to LOLWTF, the association of the Lord of Online Life's World of Thrilled Families. Here, we thrive to make your gold-spending experience a pleasant one. We offer all kinds of services, from simple, unoriginal Bumping Services to avatar designers and professional profile designers. Here, our motto is: Making Happy Customers by all Means Necessary. Of course, that statement only includes paying customers. :D

Have a question? Consult our F.A.Q.

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.....Here, we have a list of services for all those paying customers. Beside the name of the service will be an icon to determine its availability.

:D - Available
O: - Hiatus
D: - Unavailable

Bumping Service - O: - [CLICK] - HIATUS
Party Planning Service O: - [CLICK] - HIATUS
Dream Interpreting - D:
Avatar Designer - D:
Profile-Making Service - :D - [CLICK]
Requests & Commissions Shop - :D - [CLICK]
Current Art Auction - D:

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Post: 11981503_2 created on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 01:14:30 +0000
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:: Bulletin Board ::

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Most Recent Update:

07/27/06 - The Art Shop is back! <3 Click here to visit.

Older News:

07/06/07 - NEW SERVICE! We are now sponsoring Best Wishes, a party-planning service.

06/26/06 - `Mad Hatter is now our CEO. Please welcome her and send all applications to her mail. Remember: SPAM IS APPRECIATED!

06/16/06 - Yaay~ We've reached 500 hits! Here's an image for celebration: Click here to see.

06/03/06 - Happy 50th page! <3

06/01/06 - DETAILS HERE

05/21/06 - I've decided to make a copy of everything on the front page here (so in case of a glitch/hacking, the information won't be lost).

05/17/06 - We're hiring again!

05/14/06 - We are no longer hiring.

05/06/06 - Hired a couple of bumpers.

05/04/06 - WE ARE NOW HIRING BUMPERS!

04/23/06 - Hired two new bumpers.

04/16/06 - The profile-making service is now available! Click here to see the thread.

04/15/06 - Added 2 new interview questions, thanks to Xaph's suggestion. <3

04/13/06 - Wewt! Looong Easter weekend! <3

04/09/06 - The Avatar Designing thread has been set up! We just now have to await L!T's samples.

03/23/06 - Depending on whether I'll be able to finish all my English assignments early, I might hold a Spring event. <3

03/19/06 - New Banner! <3

03/16/06 - The Bumper-Recruiting-Spree is finished! biggrin DD Three new bumpers have been hired. Also, we now have a FAQ!

03/15/06 - In bed sick, thanks to the Stomach Flu. D: I'm going to be in bed a lot. The perfect way to spend the march break, ne?

03/03/06 - New banner! <3

02/17/06 - The Bumping Service is now available! The link to the thread is here.

02/10/06 - Portable Maggot has been banned, and my items and gold restored to me. LOLWTF-Corp is wealthy again! :DD

02/10/06 - I have just been hacked by one of my 'friends'. And I will name-drop to my fullest extent. Portable Mastermind has hacked me. I already sent a report to the mods, hoping to get my items back. LOLWTF Has been put on a slight hiatus, just until the mods contact me.

02/08/06 - Some people got confused when I wrote 'Availability: Not Available Yet' in the Service-Description-Post. We are hiring, but the unavailability is to indicate that the service itself is not available to customers. I have rewritten it as 'Availability: Hiring' to avoid further confusion.

02/05/06 - Added three new features: A Waiting List for people who need to be interviewed, another set of jobs: Interviewers (basically, they just interview people), and Dream Interpreters. And like any other job, Gaians need to apply and be interviewed in order to get the job. O: Also, changed the banner at the top of the page.

01/29/06 - We used to be T.E.A., but we have now expanded our horizons and evolved into a much more organized corporation: LOLWTF-Corp.

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Post: 11981503_3 created on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 01:15:54 +0000
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:: List of Services ::

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Bumping Service

Need more traffic in your threads? Have no fear, LOLWTF's Bumping Service is here! Ho's**t, can I get any cheesier? Our prices are affordable and our packages are amazing. If your thread needs more traffic, then your next step is very clear.

Availability: Available Here / Hiring

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Party-Planning Service NEW

Want to host your very own dream party, but don't have the time or patience to do it? Well, here's your solution! BestWishes(c) is a sponsor of LOLWTF-Corp, and they'll stop at NOTHING to offer quality party-organizing services; at an affordable price, too!

Available here / Hiring

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Dream Interpreting Service

Us, the experts, know every skeptical semi-supernatural thing there is to know about dream-interpreting. Actually, we're not so experted, but our dream-interpreters are ANYTHING but amateurs. We can interpret your subconsciousness based on your recent memories and actions.

Availability: Hiring

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Avatar Design Service

Don't know what your next outfit should be? Need a style expert to help you plan your next avatar? Well, then, look no further. This service is for the fashion-conscious Gaian, especially the ones on a budget.

Availability: Setting Up

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Profile Design Service

Want to pretty up your profile, but don't have the CSS-knowledge to do so? Our professional Profile Designers will stop at NOTHING to help you beautify your profile. Unless, of course, you have no gold to pay them.

Availability: Available Here

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Requests & Commissions Shop

This is more of a shop than a service. So...no need to explain. The link is just one click away.

Availability: NEW

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Current Art Auction

Every year, LOLWTF-Corp will hold a couple of Art Auctions to fundraise charities that I think deserve fundraising. :D

Availability: Not Available Yet

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Post: 11981503_4 created on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 01:18:06 +0000
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:: Company Funds ::

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Current Funds: Good

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Here's the legend.

Bankrupt - 0-300 Gold

Low - 301-1k Gold

Poor - 1k-3k Gold

Average - 3k-10k Gold

Good - 10k-20k Gold

Slightly Rich - 20k-40k Gold

Wealthy - 50k+

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Post: 11981503_5 created on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 01:19:29 +0000
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:: STAFF ::

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We are currently: HIRING.

ATTENTION OLD STAFF - You do NOT need to reapply. Just post in this thread asking to be hired again, and I will put your name on the list.

Owners
Raging Hormones
`Mad Hatter

Co-Owner
.[ Teh Xaphania ].

Interviewers
Raging Hormones
Sadistic Pyro
Abercrombie.Obsessed
OPEN

Bumping Service
.[ Teh Xaphania ].
Sadistic Pyro
Mature Audiences Only 2.0
fireice20
Spaz-Gurl
randomdeed
.Green.Tea.Pocky.
[ch3353m4n]
[Keyboard_Attacker]
ll....FallenAngel....ll
Midnight_Affair
LunaRei SilverBlood
Galazios
Aki_Hikarihito
~~Cute~~Little~~Angel~~
xxChiizu
Hanaka Yume

Avatar Designer
Raging Hormones
Yoshi Mage
Kawaii Kokezaru

Profile Designer
Sadistic Pyro
.[ Teh Xaphania ].
Tezu

Joint Art Auction Application Thread
-There is currently no joint art auction going on.-

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Application Form.

Wootage! There's no ugly coding around this application form. Just copy away! (:

[b]Name:
[b]Job:
[b]Experience:
[b]How often do you go on?
[b]What other services/jobs do you have?
[b]Samples (leave out if not required):

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Waiting to be Interviewed:

Aki_Hikarihito

Palmer

Razzle-Dazzle Star

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Post: 11981503_6 created on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 01:20:21 +0000
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:: Banners ::

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[url=http://tinyurl.com/m83hu][img]http://tinyurl.com/s9c34[/img][/url]

Donated by `Mad Hatter.

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Feel free to make banners. <33

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Post: 11981503_7 created on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 01:21:06 +0000
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Post: 11981503_8 created on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 01:22:02 +0000
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:: Event Information ::

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There are no events running at the time.

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Post: 11981503_9 created on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 02:25:18 +0000
Posted: Mon, 30 Jan 2006 02:25:18 +0000

*Cuts Ribbon*

We are now offically open. <3

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Post: 11981503_10 created on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 03:05:12 +0000
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Post: 11981503_11 created on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 03:07:47 +0000
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I edited the staff list.

Old staff does NOT need to reapply. Just drop a post asking to be rehired.

Also, Teh Xaph, if you still want that co-owner spot, just talk to me. O:

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Post: 11981503_12 created on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 03:11:55 +0000
Posted: Mon, 30 Jan 2006 03:11:55 +0000

I'm going to go gnaw on my new, shiny scanner. *-*

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Post: 11981503_13 created on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 03:20:33 +0000
Posted: Mon, 30 Jan 2006 03:20:33 +0000

Blarg. No customers? D: T.E.A. got a lot more traffic...the name, perhaps?

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Post: 11981503_14 created on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 05:32:14 +0000
Posted: Mon, 30 Jan 2006 05:32:14 +0000

Name:Whores~Are~People~Too, but I go by Aka
Job: Avatar Designer
Experience: I previously made dream avi's for people.
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(One of my first dream avi's)