Why is this so bloody cheap?!?!
It is because this doesn't take much serious effort on my part. I only have to count out your arithmancy numbers and do some basic math. I already know the cards by heart to save time.
Can we have an example?
Sure! Alright, this is the one for myself. Christina AKA Midget, born on July 14, 1992.
Tarot: Hierophant. Faith in tradition and old school. Supportive and loyal. Ability to hear my inner voice. Indication of religious ceremonies.
Rune: Gebo. (It looks like an 'X'.) A gift - a positive thing for the giver and recipient. (My name means gift, too.) Carries an obligation with the gift. Symbolizes friendship, marriage, alliance, and other bonds. Irreversible.
Birth Mates: (These people share an arithmancy number.) Albert Einstein, Ben Affleck, Bruce Willis, H.G. Wells, Jessica Alba, Jude Law.
Public Role: My presence means "assassin, blasphemy, dinosaur, and skeleton." My periphery is "adventure, equality, loyalty, seduction, and sunlight."
Private Persona: My presence is "Father, glass, muse, night, science." My interactions are "biology, creation, falsehood, mentor, and violence."
This is the most accurate reading I've ever done.