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Kalianna Ariel Salmalin
Here is something from the N00b Hall of Shame in the Bitchy Reviewers Guild....and award to those N00bs that get quoted. You can PM it to them or just post it in the thread if you want.

Hall of Shame Awards Staff
Hall of Shame
Certificate of Achievement

Presented to you for your grotesque grammar, your lousy spelling, and your highly amusing attempts to get us to leave.

You will now be immortalized in the Noob Hall of Shame.


Dumm blieb dumm - da helfen keinen Pillen.

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Omarik-Sei
HEY! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! LEAVE THIS THREAD! I DONT WANT TO DEBATE WITH OVERLY-PROPER PEOPLE! DONT REPLY OR QUOTE TO THIS MESSAGE, PLZ JUST LEAAAAAAVE!
inuyasha_deamon
wtf? r u on crak im a 1/2demon 1/2person

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inuyasha_deamon
wtf? r u on crak im a 1/2demon 1/2person


Personally, I like when I said:
alianorastar
inuyasha_deamon
hey i know every thing about him


eek

I'm so sorry, then.

And he responded with:
inuyasha_deamon
its ok


I got no satisfaction from my slight sarcasm there.
Tora Hikari
Omarik-Sei
HEY! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! LEAVE THIS THREAD! I DONT WANT TO DEBATE WITH OVERLY-PROPER PEOPLE! DONT REPLY OR QUOTE TO THIS MESSAGE, PLZ JUST LEAAAAAAVE!


Add this one too. It's Omarik-Sei's siggy for the moment:

Omarik-Sei
if i dont ask for your opinion i dont want to hear it so STFU!


Don't mind me. I just thought it was great, considering he's on a public forum posting where anyone on the site can view and respond to his idiocy. stare

EDIT: ANOTHER ONE!

haccausey
"ok ok i'll do my homework"shuts door"ya right like i'm going to do my homework TV here i come"jumps on bed and grabs Remote


i like this one i wrote it,my freind laughed at me she wached me do it.


^Can someone make sense of that one?^
vampiregurl27
i'm writing a new kind of vampire story!!!!! some r stupid, yes. But mine is 1st person, teenage, modern-day vampire!!!! way better than that artsy-fartsy vampire stuff!!!!!! don't b so critical!!!! lighten up biggrin !!!!  
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100 mls of Sanity: it was on another account...but it wasnt mine..it was my litle cousins and you sed something mean about her story..she was so upset.she cudnt stop crying for a few DAYS!!
Apparently this cousin of hers almost killed herself because of that. Can you believe it? I was that close to having helped humanity.
clairafornia
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Alchemists_Angel
clairafornia
Alchemists_Angel
sorry but someone posted before you asking for cat ears and the panty set... so I sold them to her sweatdrop

Well, in her post, she only stated that she wanted the cat items. I just want the pink soft underwear and the pink bra. stare


Actually you are mistaken, so please cancel the trade

here is the thread:
http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=221974086&highlight=#221974086

In post 4?
whisperingwillow
i'll buy the cat ears & panty set*


then about two posts later
clairafornia
Save the pink strapless bra for me, ok? I'll be back in 2 minutes


and then
clairafornia
ok, I'll take the soft pink underwear + pink strapless bra


to which I responded that:
Alchemists_Angel
clairafornia
ok, I'll take the soft pink underwear + pink strapless bra


whisper got it first... sorry
Ever heard of edited the post?

I don't know what you are trying to prove... point is that I saw her (possibly edited) post before yours and sent you a reply in the thread BEFORE you sent me the trade. I don't have the panty set to trade you because Whisperer got it first. So either cancel the trade and leave me alone or accept the fact that I have altered the trade so that niether you nor I lose money and leave me alone.

u leave me alone
I find this very strange............
And lot more than that xd
Raftacon
Does anyone here have Diablo 2? I really want to check in on my character and I need the files to do it ... can someone give me the main files for D2 and the expansion, D2:LOD. I have the serial # I need, I just need the game & Lords-expansion. I'd be very grateful and reward with mucho gold on Gaia ... well ... it may take multiple payments ... but ... ANYWAYS ... I'd really aprreciate it. If you do have it, PM me and I can add you to my AIM / YIM / w/e Buddy list. This is my last plea for help ...

Raftacon
Here's my dilemma: I need files to Diablo 2 because I played it at a friend's house ((My SN is Titan_ZQ)) and I need the files to check in on my character. I just need the files to check in on my character once. Once. I think I need some files to LOD expansion, too, but I can't remember ... I am getting the Battle Chest on Christmas from that friend, but he's taunting me by not letting me check in on my character: I'm frickin' addicted to the game. And I need the game's files to check in on my charrie. Plz, help me. I'll pay you with a lil' gold, whatever I have with me. ^.^

Just look at the thread.

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marik_istar2010
Half goblin half duck and only being 50 centermeters tall. Fadey was born into a world of uncertainty. His duck mother cast him out as a reject and his farther goblin would only do him the honour of spitting on him.

Then one night, the goblin village was attacked. Fadey saw his farther die at the hands of Babs and evil hamster/elf. So he joined Babs and his friends the gang named "Damn Squirrels,"

Then on a steady diet of corn and soybeans Fadey discouvered he had the power to turn anything he wanted into a cookie cutter made out of foil.

Many scars later after he turned many beings into cookie cutters, he found himself in love with Babs. Knowing people would never accept thier love, Fadey killed Babs and rode of into the sunset.

Years later, Babs's third cousins, bestfriends, plumbers neice came to seek revenge. Being one half wombat half goblin, she couldn't run very fast. Her name was Taxi.

As soon as Taxi and Fadey saw each other they fell in love and bought a cottage. But trouble is stirring. Babs is alive.

Will Babas accept that Fadey tried to kill him and ran of and bought a cottage with his third cousins, bestfriends, plumbers neice or will he seek revenge!?

Will Fadeys duck mother accept Fadey?

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Just a work in progress.
O.o Interesting...

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marik_istar2010
*sigh* you feel proud of yourself saying "WTFH" and the word "Cliche" because i am proud of you for using those words. Besides name the cliches if there are so many of them. And did i claim it to be anything. No i don't think i did. And who said anything about badgers?


After which I copied his original story above, removed the insanity bits, and handed it back to him. Of course... there's not one cliche in that typical fantasy plot...

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killerofterrorists
i dunno what to do crying

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marik_istar2010
How is half wombat half goblin cliche? Just a question. scream Die hell Die.


Quite the ball of noobdom.

And to the visitors. It may be smarter to ignore our insanity. We're from the Writer's Forum where the people we post above are trying to play serious writers. I don't believe we've flamed them... we just have a laugh at their expense.

Oh yes, though I've met people who disagree with the slang, we differentiate between newb and noob. Newb is a newbie and recieved protection if they're not a noob. Noob is a complete and total idiot and deserves litte, if any, respect.
Itachis_Grl
Pleaz cauz my fwen was beggin me to write 1. I don't even kno what to write about.


the topic was "Can some1 give meh ideas on an Inu-Yasha fanfic?"

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