Bize
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- Posted: Wed, 15 Sep 2010 00:59:55 +0000
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People die young.
It's senseless. It's tragic. It's extremely ******** inconvenient.
See, the problem with dying young from an afterlife standpoint is that there's simply no way to really judge if someone so young lived a virtuous life. And Heaven's a pretty exclusive community. This is where Eupheme High comes in. Eupheme is a place for boys to spend their afterlife in a semi-controlled setting, so that they can 'live' a little longer and be properly judged. Eupheme in particular is a boys' highschool; there is a separate girls' highschool, and up until the ninth grade, boys and girls attend the same elementary school.
The curriculum is more or less what you would find in an ordinary school, but the teachers are definitely not what anyone would refer to as 'normal'. The staff is composed of lesser angels and demons, their job isn't really to teach, but to attempt to sway students to one side or another; as a result, a lot of the things you'll learn here are patently false. Some of the students are more knowledgeable than the staff, when it comes to math and science and history.
So, welcome to Eupheme High School. Pick up your enrollment packet, and make the most of your afterlife.
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