Dear Elves!
In this season filled with glee, when my pupils dilates from all the sparkly tinsel, I wish to receive a lovely little present from you. I wont ask for much, something simple like world peace would be enough. If you can't get me that, then at least contain a certain elf's tongue. I swear there's more drool in this tankard than mead. I know that might be a difficult request, but I'm about ready to replace the snow machine with rock salt in hope of scaring his maggots into hiding. Ehem, so, moving on...
Christmas is my favorite time of the year, because everything looks so shiny and golden, and I do love gold. I have this nice hoard saved up, like any traditional dragon I favor the fancy stuff. Actually, as long as it sparkles, I love it. Dragons are really just giant magpies. So surprise me elves, diamonds or tin foil, whatever shines like Christmas will surely win my heart!