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edamomme Report | 02/26/2019 9:51 pm
We should have a good spring, if we don't get washed away! Big rains here, mudslides & record flooding. We're okay, just waiting it out. Thanks for the words of encouragement. I hope all is well your way & work isn't wearing you out. Don't eat anyone nice, just the mean ones, k? emotion_zombie
Lumbee Wolf Lady Report | 02/16/2019 5:57 pm
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Hey Nid whats up? smile
Freaksrus Report | 01/21/2019 7:35 pm
Slowly getting better.
edamomme Report | 01/21/2019 6:02 pm
Happy New Year hon! We're okay, mostly busy with work, also helping a few family members through their various hard patches. We have our house back to ourselves for the first time in over a year. We were breathing mostly smoke for ages, but the fires were further from us this time. Lots of friends & family evacuated but no homes burned, thank goodness. Bless you for the shout-out, it was good to see your zombie face sayin hi! I hope you're okay & clear of flood & tempest winds <3
Lumbee Wolf Lady Report | 01/20/2019 5:58 pm
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Sup Nido? 4laugh
Esme Marie Cullen Report | 12/25/2018 6:11 am
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Queentintin Report | 11/12/2018 7:46 am
lol xd
Queentintin Report | 11/12/2018 6:43 am
hey =) lol cool look, angry look lol
Lumbee Wolf Lady Report | 08/27/2018 9:37 am
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how r you?
Lumbee Wolf Lady Report | 08/27/2018 8:52 am
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Hi Nido


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Name: Nidorous
Race: X-mas Elf
Status: Undead

Nidorous, a former elf employed by Santa who met with an untimely demise when Santa was gifted a new MP3 player for the holidays and failed to assist the elf in distress.

The distressed elf was lounging on the pile of toys in the back and when Santa took off, the elf was blown off the back of the sleigh after shouting many unpleasant words in the man's general direction and clinging for life.

Ended up crashing through a barn roof and was planted in a heaping soft warm pile, that belonged to the rather large cow that was spooked by his entrance and was promptly trampled.

After being buried later near some nuclear waste, the elf is back in business, only this time out for revenge on the 'Fat Man', working under Pesty's direction. ( More or less. )

Facts: Will eat nearly anything that catches his eye. Has a tendency to lick, chew and drool on things. Small animals, children and even fellow elves have all suffered either minor or grievous injuries in various incidents due to new compulsions. Your drink is not safe around this elf.

The maggots in his brain help keep it functioning to some degree, though is constantly attempting to pick them out and flick them at people.

Has a loathing of toy trains, dolls, doll houses and reindeer.

The only known distractions seem to be offerings of cheesecake and eggnog.

Warning: Do not engage if happened upon. Back away slowly and quietly. Should you be face to face with the creature, the best course of action is to sacrifice a small child if there is no cheesecake or eggnog present.

I know, about damn time I revamped my profile, huh? whee
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