The Titanium Spork
Animu.
| Labu~ |
  
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0.0% | [ 0 ] |
| desudesudesudesu. |
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7.1% | [ 1 ] |
| Hentai. |
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0.0% | [ 0 ] |
| Yaoi <3. |
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28.6% | [ 4 ] |
| KAMEHAMEHA. |
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28.6% | [ 4 ] |
| Titanium's getting bored. |
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7.1% | [ 1 ] |
| W00t. |
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28.6% | [ 4 ] |
| Total Votes: | [ 14 ] | ||
The Titanium Spork
✖✖✖ Hi, and welcome to Colored Chaos!
✖✖✖ I'm Titanium, in case you were too lazy to look. You can also call me Spork or Marth.
✖✖✖ Current contest is that 100 bumps gets you a freebie. Number your posts, or I'll shove a hammer so far up your a** that you'll taste it.
✖ ANNOUNCEMENTS ✖
- ✖ 11/25: I have decided that, for the time being, I am only drawing men. That's it. Just men. Couples are preferred, but I'll do single portraits as well.
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✖✖✖ You are responsible for having read these rules, regardless of wether you do or not.
✖✖✖ TOS is a ******** given, Follow it, or I will report you.
✖✖✖ Don't claim you drew my art, or else I will descend on you with an army of crow-quill wielding midgets (in case you didn't know, being stabbed with a crow quill hurts like hell).
✖✖✖ Type out your words, chatspeak and I will ******** eat you.
✖✖✖ Don't quote the first page, and don't you ******** dare stretch my pages, or I will use the aforementioned midget army.
✖✖✖ I don't mind terribly if you curse, hell, if I did, I'd be the biggest ******** hypocrite in the history of hypocrites.
✖✖✖ That having been said, every other word you use cannot be "********]
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✖✖✖ Samples and s**t:
✖✖✖ Other samples that I was too lazy to resize and copy the thumbnails for can be found at my gallery.
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✖✖✖ Is way too good. Sorry, I couldn't resist. (You get a freebie if you can tell me what that was a reference to.)
✖✖✖ Prices are fairly simple:
✖ 50k for a fullbody sketch
✖ Inked full is 60k
✖ Colored full is 100k
✖ Couples are double, 3 people are triple, etc.
✖ Waist-ups are 1/2, Headshots are 1/4
✖ 150k for realistic headshots, and only with a good photo reference.
✖ Realistic waistup/fullbody = major ******** bribes.
✖✖✖ What I like:
✖ OCs with personality
✖ well-dressed avatars/ocs (I like punk, lolita, goth, and themed avis)
✖ hot men
✖ little kids
✖ yaoi (within the TOS, of course)
✖ drawing real people
✖✖✖ Things that I won't agree to no matter how much you pay me:
✖ full nudity
✖ you/oc + canon character (that means there's no ******** way I'm drawing you and naruto)
✖ Girls/women/females/etc.. If it has a v****a, it's not gonna happen. (At least for the moment.)
✖ Any sort of shiny animu s**t. (Please refer to the statement in post #2 about being ******** with a hammer.)
✖✖✖ I only accept certain items as payment. Ask anyway, the worst I can do is say no.
✖✖✖ I do art trades, in fact, a lot of the time I prefer art trades to payment, but only if your art is around my level or higher.
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✖✖✖ TheUlvanger. Fullbody trio. (Nonspecific fishboys)
✖✖✖ Open.
✖✖✖ Open.
✖✖✖ There's no form. Why? I trust you to be intelligent enough to tell me what you want and how much you're paying me.
✖✖✖ If you're not intelligent enough for such a ******** simple task, than I certainly don't want you as a God damn customer.
✖✖✖ Past customers:
✖ Reian-chan ✖ Sky Fairy Starling ✖ Unknown Ghost ✖ Karrot Kayke ✖
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✖✖✖ The affiliates section isn't going to be up and running for a while, as I can't be bothered to make banners right now. I lied. I got bored and made a banner.
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✖✖✖ You know the drill, post to affiliate, 200x40 only.
✖✖✖ Affiliates:
✖✖✖ This is the marvelous shop from which I got my graphics:
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