CLOSED. JUST DROP IT. ITS DONE. STOP.

[KitsunEva]

"Carl" is a common name...and unless all men are named Carl and resemble angry elk, i doubt our beloved NPC s harming anyone (he'd sooner trample you than make fun of you)

it is more feasable for your Carl to change HIS name...make it easier for all of us

[Sakura Latte]

HauntingEchoes

If that's the case I'm offended by the NPC Nicolae because he's male and my name is very similar to mine. I don't approve of how he dresses (or the fact that he's a man) while using a version of my real name. Take it away Gaia you monsters!

and I'm "offended" by the 2010 Halloween NPC Michelle Nguyen because she shares the same first and last name as me, and I do not approve her hipster ways and attitude. emotion_awesome rofl

[Dorian_Archer]

I read this and said ... WTF??

... and haven't stopped laughing yet.

Does this mean we have to change the shopkeeper's names just because someone is -offended-??

[pixolotl]

[NPC] Carl

PersonaQueen

Good afternoon/morning/evening. I am posting this to point out that many can feel insulted by "Carl" the deer NPC. My RL Fiance is named Carl, and he and I both feel as if he makes fun of men.


My Fiance has been through a lot. We would appreciate it if you either got rid of "Carl" completely(preferred) or at least renamed him.



Thank you.

(Carl glares at you with uncomprehending menace and utters a gruff bugle)

No one will every convince me you told a lie.

emotion_kirakira
Ilucarl!

Moriarty was REAL!

[Freiflug]

TS Sailor Cronus

Okay, I'm just throwing this out there--

Maybe the OP is trying to make a point about Derpy Hooves from MLP? And is protesting the name change? Although it's an awfully roundabout way to protest...

Even if your odd theory was correct, protesting Derpy's name change doesn't belong in the Site Feedback. Period. I would take this thread a bit more seriously if the OP had anything to say. The silence just makes me think that they're being ridiculous and know it since they can't be arsed to defend their issue. Though they could truly be offline, we'll see.

Basically I agree with everyone here: your problem is invalid. This is one of the more ridiculous complaints I've seen in a long time. For that you should get a gold star.

[I Asche I]

[NPC] Carl

PersonaQueen

Good afternoon/morning/evening. I am posting this to point out that many can feel insulted by "Carl" the deer NPC. My RL Fiance is named Carl, and he and I both feel as if he makes fun of men.


My Fiance has been through a lot. We would appreciate it if you either got rid of "Carl" completely(preferred) or at least renamed him.



Thank you.

(Carl glares at you with uncomprehending menace and utters a gruff bugle)

Hahaha. YES. This made my day.


edit: LOL. Closed due to trolling? OP, you (and your roommate apparently) need to learn what the term means, and not cry "troll" just because you don't like the responses you received.
Also, nobody could tell whether the topic was serious or not, because of your silly demand.
You cannot expect them to change an NPC's name, simply because you know someone with the same name, and feel - for whatever reason - offended by it.
lol


I'm also crossing my fingers this gets Archived, as others have said.
This. Thread. Is. Funny.

[TS Sailor Cronus]

adorabah

[NPC] Carl

PersonaQueen

Good afternoon/morning/evening. I am posting this to point out that many can feel insulted by "Carl" the deer NPC. My RL Fiance is named Carl, and he and I both feel as if he makes fun of men.


My Fiance has been through a lot. We would appreciate it if you either got rid of "Carl" completely(preferred) or at least renamed him.



Thank you.

(Carl glares at you with uncomprehending menace and utters a gruff bugle)

No one will every convince me you told a lie.

emotion_kirakira
Ilucarl!

Moriarty was REAL!

Oh, I know, and I agree. It was just the best I could come up with. >P

[pixolotl]

TS Sailor Cronus

adorabah

[NPC] Carl

PersonaQueen

Good afternoon/morning/evening. I am posting this to point out that many can feel insulted by "Carl" the deer NPC. My RL Fiance is named Carl, and he and I both feel as if he makes fun of men.


My Fiance has been through a lot. We would appreciate it if you either got rid of "Carl" completely(preferred) or at least renamed him.



Thank you.

(Carl glares at you with uncomprehending menace and utters a gruff bugle)

No one will every convince me you told a lie.

emotion_kirakira
Ilucarl!

Moriarty was REAL!

Oh, I know, and I agree. It was just the best I could come up with. >P

No one will every convince me you told a lie.

what oAo

Moriarty was REAL!

[TS Sailor Cronus]

adorabah

TS Sailor Cronus

adorabah

[NPC] Carl

PersonaQueen

Good afternoon/morning/evening. I am posting this to point out that many can feel insulted by "Carl" the deer NPC. My RL Fiance is named Carl, and he and I both feel as if he makes fun of men.


My Fiance has been through a lot. We would appreciate it if you either got rid of "Carl" completely(preferred) or at least renamed him.



Thank you.

(Carl glares at you with uncomprehending menace and utters a gruff bugle)

No one will every convince me you told a lie.

emotion_kirakira
Ilucarl!

Moriarty was REAL!

Oh, I know, and I agree. It was just the best I could come up with. >P

No one will every convince me you told a lie.

what oAo

Moriarty was REAL!

Uh, sorry. I didn't mean to quote you; meant to quote someone else.

Man, I'm on a role today. XP

[TS Sailor Cronus]

Freiflug

TS Sailor Cronus

Okay, I'm just throwing this out there--

Maybe the OP is trying to make a point about Derpy Hooves from MLP? And is protesting the name change? Although it's an awfully roundabout way to protest...

Even if your odd theory was correct, protesting Derpy's name change doesn't belong in the Site Feedback. Period. I would take this thread a bit more seriously if the OP had anything to say. The silence just makes me think that they're being ridiculous and know it since they can't be arsed to defend their issue. Though they could truly be offline, we'll see.

Basically I agree with everyone here: your problem is invalid. This is one of the more ridiculous complaints I've seen in a long time. For that you should get a gold star.

Oh, I know, and I agree. It was just the best I could come up with. >P

[frailheart]

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No. Just no. Your blatantly inflated self-importance offends me; you should change the way you live. emotion_awesome

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[Isabaee]

[NPC] Carl

PersonaQueen

Good afternoon/morning/evening. I am posting this to point out that many can feel insulted by "Carl" the deer NPC. My RL Fiance is named Carl, and he and I both feel as if he makes fun of men.


My Fiance has been through a lot. We would appreciate it if you either got rid of "Carl" completely(preferred) or at least renamed him.



Thank you.

(Carl glares at you with uncomprehending menace and utters a gruff bugle)

easy carl. she's just a person with issues.....lots of issues.....to many issues......so many issues it cant be discussed here. i shall be shopping soon. *runs to shop in panic mode* gonk

[rebel_alliance]

[NPC] Carl

PersonaQueen

Good afternoon/morning/evening. I am posting this to point out that many can feel insulted by "Carl" the deer NPC. My RL Fiance is named Carl, and he and I both feel as if he makes fun of men.


My Fiance has been through a lot. We would appreciate it if you either got rid of "Carl" completely(preferred) or at least renamed him.



Thank you.

(Carl glares at you with uncomprehending menace and utters a gruff bugle)

GO CARL! Persona Queen, you can suck it.

[Treklink256]

This thread is just so full of win.