The Heart Break Cafe's (Main Event Thread) (Open)

[Gentlemanly Swindler]

Bunthulhu

Well..I...
Isn't it also missing if it's not in its proper place? neutral


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Gentlemanly Swindler

Bunthulhu

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...You're missing your head.... emotion_sweatdrop



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Gentlemanly Swindler

Happy St. Valentines day to y'all! Sorry I was spending most of it with a special someone, but I'm here to work now.

It's only missing if I don't know where it is.

I suppose that's one way to look at it. I'd say at the moment it's more like it's been, hmm, temporarily relocated.

[minghii]

XinYunMei

minghii

Shhhhshshshshshhhshshhshhhhhh. I've been born long before he was even concieved. I'm a master at what i do cool don't you fret kid, have a drink that's on fire.

stare I've heard that line before and no I will not drink the Dragon's Breath.

Also, I am not a child thank you. I've been around for a rather long time. A... rather long time.

THEN you should even more consider trying it. no one makes these the same, apparently.

-stares at face intensely-

Great! you're of age, even more reasons to drink some weird alcohol cool

[Myrna Maeve]

The Iron Magus

`Hydro

So many devilish persons during tonights after dark.....meeeepppp

I have NO IDEA what you're talking about.

*gapes at Iron Magus's new demonic appearance* Hot D*MN. emotion_dowant Hello, handsome~!

[minghii]

Madam Ace

minghii

Madam Ace

minghii

Madam Ace

Little things sometimes contain big surprises... ◐‿◐

are those surprises also tiny square cardboards ◑‿◑

MINGHIIIII... ◐_◐

AAAAAAACE....... ◑ㅂ◑)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

MINGHIIIIIIIII NO *:･ﾟ✧＼(◐`д´◐ ｡)

MINGH YEEEEEEESSSSSS ◑益◑)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

[Yeata Zi]

The Iron Magus

damn, Timmy

[GuardianRocketRaccoon]

`Hydro

*nervously goes back to dancing*

{ Dances with }

[XinYunMei]

Gentlemanly Swindler

Thomas a Becket, December 29th.

Not because I'm a huge fan of Canterbury or anything, it's just my birthday. What is it with happy days and head injuries to clergymen?

Oh. I have no idea. Laws that existed before separation of church and state?

[Madam Ace]

minghii

Madam Ace

minghii

Madam Ace

minghii

before he met Gael, it's typically what happens. he doesn't wanna think about it.

but then Gael happens and it's him Nai wakes up to and that probably makes him even more embarassed huehuehue ◑‿◑

Oh ho ho ho ho~
(That's so cute tho!!)

huehuehuehuehue ◑‿◑

(yeah. Gael leanrt of what happens to Nai some times and he knows it makes Nai probably uncomfortable, especially with random drunk people. So he decides to keep the succubus side in check but realized he'd probably have do him since well, he is still a kinda powerful creature, and he gets pissy.

and then Nai remembers of what happens later and the succubus keeps showing him footages of what happened inside his head. Gael's technique is impressive, even the succubus admitted it ◑‿◑

this is gonna become a threesome holy mother of ******** where did i go wrong.)

You mean where did you go right. emotion_awesome

NO I WAS A PERSON WHO'S OBVIOUSLY VERY PURE OF HEART.

but then again technically it's all Nai's body so i guess that doesn't.... matter. ◑_◑

sorry Gael I have cheated your good intentions for Nai

this story suddenly for 300x more complicated with the emotional and moral turmoils

ok i think too much

don't think too much then
plot? what plot.

[minghii]

`Hydro

So many devilish persons during tonights after dark.....meeeepppp

wacha talking about. i'm obviously not a devilish person. the horns? dildos. the tail? d***o in my a**. the bottle? probably a d***o.

[Timmish]

The Iron Magus

`Hydro

So many devilish persons during tonights after dark.....meeeepppp

I have NO IDEA what you're talking about.

God DAMN. Your avi keeps getting cooler as the night wears on. *impressed*

[minghii]

Madam Ace

minghii

Madam Ace

minghii

Madam Ace

minghii

before he met Gael, it's typically what happens. he doesn't wanna think about it.

but then Gael happens and it's him Nai wakes up to and that probably makes him even more embarassed huehuehue ◑‿◑

Oh ho ho ho ho~
(That's so cute tho!!)

huehuehuehuehue ◑‿◑

(yeah. Gael leanrt of what happens to Nai some times and he knows it makes Nai probably uncomfortable, especially with random drunk people. So he decides to keep the succubus side in check but realized he'd probably have do him since well, he is still a kinda powerful creature, and he gets pissy.

and then Nai remembers of what happens later and the succubus keeps showing him footages of what happened inside his head. Gael's technique is impressive, even the succubus admitted it ◑‿◑

this is gonna become a threesome holy mother of ******** where did i go wrong.)

You mean where did you go right. emotion_awesome

NO I WAS A PERSON WHO'S OBVIOUSLY VERY PURE OF HEART.

but then again technically it's all Nai's body so i guess that doesn't.... matter. ◑_◑

sorry Gael I have cheated your good intentions for Nai

this story suddenly for 300x more complicated with the emotional and moral turmoils

ok i think too much

don't think too much then
plot? what plot.

basically harem and weird buttsex all the way

got it

[Timmish]

minghii

`Hydro

So many devilish persons during tonights after dark.....meeeepppp

wacha talking about. i'm obviously not a devilish person. the horns? dildos. the tail? d***o in my a**. the bottle? probably a d***o.

...did you bring enough to share with the class?

[Hydro]

*laughs hysterically*

[Hydro]

Timmish

minghii

`Hydro

So many devilish persons during tonights after dark.....meeeepppp

wacha talking about. i'm obviously not a devilish person. the horns? dildos. the tail? d***o in my a**. the bottle? probably a d***o.

...did you bring enough to share with the class?

HANDS DOWN THE BEST RESPONSES OF THE NIGHT

EVERYONE ELSE THE ******** HOME xDDDD

[XinYunMei]

minghii

THEN you should even more consider trying it. no one makes these the same, apparently.

-stares at face intensely-

Great! you're of age, even more reasons to drink some weird alcohol cool

And yet someone always winds up a pile of ashes.

That would be one way of putting it, yes. If I wanted alcohol I would ask for something at the bar. Thank you though.