Will EvaXephon ever have a girlfriend? The answer is within!

Could EvaXephon ever get a girlfriend?

Never.	48.1%	[ 38 ]
Maybe.	19.0%	[ 15 ]
EvaXephon WILL have a girlfriend one day. <3	32.9%	[ 26 ]
Total Votes:			[ 79 ]

[Not_Coding_Anymore]

Let's have EvaXephon answer a few questions, and then determine whether or not he will ever have a successful love life!

1. Were you born with good looks?

No.

2. Are you charismatic?

No.

3. Are you talented?

No.

4. Are you funny?

No.

5. Are you rich?

No.

Your chance of having a girlfriend: 0%!

... crying ...

[Chanel No. 5]

ummm.... ok?

[Glitter_Ninja]

3nodding

[ELLAFACE]

6. Are you well-hung?

it makes all the difference.

[[-Ruin-]]

some girls go for that "plain" personality. maybe some day.

[0Katiepie0]

mad

[fourth_fire1]

who needs a gf when you have a gun?

[Yo_Bro]

Will EvaXephon ever quit wallowing in self-pity and actually work on becoming more attractive to women?

You tell me, boy.

[Moocat]

xD Moocat's never gonna have a boy/girlfriend ever.

She's not thin enough nor talented enough. She tries to be a good singer/actor/writer/drawer, but it doesn't work out.

Nor is she pretty enough. >:

[Not_Coding_Anymore]

Moocat

xD Moocat's never gonna have a boy/girlfriend ever.

She's not thin enough nor talented enough. She tries to be a good singer/actor/writer/drawer, but it doesn't work out.

Nor is she pretty enough. >:

._. I know exactly how that is. Every line of your post is completely true for me.

[Suffocates]

You will one day. You need to look for girls in your area who are shy; girls that are shy typically go more for guys with sweet attitudes rather than looks.

[A Parkbench]

l0ser. biggrin

[Your D.M.]

The real question is "Will ExaXephon finally stop whining when her finally gets a grilfriend?" stare

[Generalized Disease]

will you ever get jaw surgery

[ReptileJay]

ELLAFACE

6. Are you well-hung?

it makes all the difference.

It makes no difference... If he's AWSOME enough to ask if he's ever going to have a girlfriend... then of course the girls are going to be flocking to him no matter what.