D-Cision 2016: POST IF YOU LIKE DIEDRICH! (3T in Prizes!)

Will you vote in this year's Gaia Presidential Election?

Of course I will! It is my duty as a member of the D-Party!	64.4%	[ 604 ]
Nah. My vote doesn't matter!	8.5%	[ 80 ]
I am undecided.	27.1%	[ 254 ]
Total Votes:			[ 938 ]

[Hassli]

Teagen Sirrus

Hassli

Teagen Sirrus

I voted!

good!

How are you darling?

I am ok! How about yourself?

[Teagen Sirrus]

Hassli

I am ok! How about yourself?

Working on an avi to enter!

[Hassli]

Teagen Sirrus

Hassli

I am ok! How about yourself?

Working on an avi to enter!

good!

[MoCoChik]

Hassli

MoCoChik

Are spoons useless?

Yes. Patient people do not need spoons. If it takes 3 hours for your morning soup to cool, then get up earlier!

Incidentally, forks are also superfluous- serrated tongs are way more versatile, they're basically a metal version of a venus fly trap, but without the enzymes- so you get to eat the food! If you absolutely insist on cutlery, I recommend a nylon spatula set. Lovely conversation starter - especially for people with different interest levels in etymology & grammar... they're also easier to "break" if you are gifted a particularly disagreeable set by more than one batch of relatives.

But I am not patient, and my soup cant be picked up by a fork.

So use a second, smaller bowl! Since you're gonna burn yourself if you eat hot soup due to your self-professed not-patient tendencies, I suggest you try cream of wheaties!

[MoCoChik]

dancinjlg

MoCoChik

Are spoons useless?

Yes. Patient people do not need spoons. If it takes 3 hours for your morning soup to cool, then get up earlier!

Incidentally, forks are also superfluous- serrated tongs are way more versatile, they're basically a metal version of a venus fly trap, but without the enzymes- so you get to eat the food! If you absolutely insist on cutlery, I recommend a nylon spatula set. Lovely conversation starter - especially for people with different interest levels in etymology & grammar... they're also easier to "break" if you are gifted a particularly disagreeable set by more than one batch of relatives.

The pointiness of forks can be quiet dangerous. This is especially true for those with bad hand eye coordination. Spoons are also able to hold more per scoop then a fork. Spoons can also be used for other things like musical instruments.

Please see my recent response to Hassli, and invest in nesting bowls. I recommend the metal kind; they make bigger sounds.

[raggedy grrl]

Hey, remember back in 2014 when I cursed you all by saying, "may you have an interesting election..."?

Yeaaah...sorry about that... emo

[Emo Kuromi Nui]

Nope to reality.
All hail Diedrich.
~ 3 ~

[Not-Available-000]

[Rainbow-Power Kool-Aid]

Why can't this be an actual full-on event?

[Zana Bonanza]

Ms_Midnight_Killer

lol no you dont. i feed mine frozen thawed, meaning they are pre-killed frozen, sold and then thawed out when needed. i buy mine at my local reptile shop. i could never feed live. even petco and petsmart sells frozen feeder mice/rats.

Okay, so in highschool, I had a science teacher who a bunch of snakes in his classroom. They were all at the front of room, in their tanks, including one that was about the size of a table. That's where the big snake lived. I don't remember if it was a boa exactly, but it was bigger than normal.

Anyway, I of course ended up sitting in front, directly across from the snakes. Which was fine, they didn't bother me. Except one day! One day I come to class, and there's a plastic tote on my desk. And it's full of dead mice. gonk

Apparently, my teacher didn't have time to feed the snakes earlier, so he was doing it then. I had to watch the big snake swallow the mouse whole. My point is, it still gave me the heebie jeebies.

raggedy grrl

*holds up spork*

hi my name is raggedy but u can call me t3h W0mbat oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!!



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// *eats with hands*

I knew my past would come back to haunt me some day.

[Ms_Midnight_Killer]

Zana Bonanza

Ms_Midnight_Killer

lol no you dont. i feed mine frozen thawed, meaning they are pre-killed frozen, sold and then thawed out when needed. i buy mine at my local reptile shop. i could never feed live. even petco and petsmart sells frozen feeder mice/rats.

Okay, so in highschool, I had a science teacher who a bunch of snakes in his classroom. They were all at the front of room, in their tanks, including one that was about the size of a table. That's where the big snake lived. I don't remember if it was a boa exactly, but it was bigger than normal.

Anyway, I of course ended up sitting in front, directly across from the snakes. Which was fine, they didn't bother me. Except one day! One day I come to class, and there's a plastic tote on my desk. And it's full of dead mice. gonk

Apparently, my teacher didn't have time to feed the snakes earlier, so he was doing it then. I had to watch the big snake swallow the mouse whole. My point is, it still gave me the heebie jeebies.

why did it give you the heebie jeebies? its a living creature and needs to eat as well. its not like it can cut it up into small bites or chew like a human or a dog. so it has to swallow it whole. its quite fascinating.

[Zana Bonanza]

By the way everyone, don't forget to enter our contests! We currently don't have any Paw avatars or campaign art entries in particular, so the odds are in your favor give it a try if you'd like!

Ms_Midnight_Killer

why did it give you the heebie jeebies? its a living creature and needs to eat as well. its not like it can cut it up into small bites or chew like a human or a dog. so it has to swallow it whole. its quite fascinating.

Cos it was weird! I mean, I knew how snakes worked, but I had never actually seen one eat before.
(Also wasn't really hype about the teacher using my desk as the feeding station.)

[Ms_Midnight_Killer]

Zana Bonanza

Ms_Midnight_Killer

why did it give you the heebie jeebies? its a living creature and needs to eat as well. its not like it can cut it up into small bites or chew like a human or a dog. so it has to swallow it whole. its quite fascinating.

Cos it was weird! I mean, I knew how snakes worked, but I had never actually seen one eat before.

how is it weird? humans do a lot of weird things so do furry animals but yet no one looks at a cat and says "it gave me the heebie jeebies" "it eats weird", etc. its mostly scaley animals that get bad reps

[Muffin McGee]

Hassli

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Geez wow. I need new glasses.
Thank you! heart


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[Muffin McGee]

Ms_Midnight_Killer

lol no you dont. i feed mine frozen thawed, meaning they are pre-killed frozen, sold and then thawed out when needed. i buy mine at my local reptile shop. i could never feed live. even petco and petsmart sells frozen feeder mice/rats.

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Lucky, I have a very particular ball python who refuses anything that doesn't have a pulse sadly.
So he gets his rats live.


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