UPDATE
If you didn’t think at least one of these were even a little funny, you are defiantly not a hardcore gamer, or even a gamer.
If on a job application where it says “Do you speak any foreign languages?”, you write 133t sp34k ,you might be hardcore.
If you did the above and put “Al Bhed” right under it, you might be hardcore.
If you never miss “The ScreenSavers” on TechTV&G4, you might be hardcore.
If you know every song from “Parappa the Rapper” by heart, you might be hardcore.