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A Hah Hah Haa~ I feel extremely premature right now xD *facedesk*
You crazy kids and your slash! xd heart

Nice job, BatNeko! I'm in stitches, that's for sure. heart
Prince Haijin
heart Tee hee, not an entry, but Haijin found a generator and it's been amusing her like crazy all day. This is the most coherent thing she's gotten. It made her sporfle and maybe it will you too.

To Teasingly Kiss

Ian and Liam were celebrating an odd Valentine's Day together. Ian had cooked an exotic dinner and they ate in the Barton shop by candlelight.

"My darling," Liam said, stroking Ian's eye, "I have something for you." He gave a box to Ian. "It is but a frolicsome token of my handsome love."

Ian opened the box. Inside was an amusing head band! He gazed at it huskily. Then he gazed at Liam huskily. "It's iridescent," Ian said. "Come here and let me kiss you."

Just then, a hallucinogenic crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like a porn troll in the GCD. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in a golden voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.

Liam read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my brother."

They stared at each other amazingly as the crone cackled some more. Ian's arm began to tremble. Then Liam shrugged, pulled out a halo, and hit the crone on her hand. She fell over dead.

"Problem solved!" Ian said and kissed Liam happily. "This is an alcoholic Valentine's Day!"

They mirthfully burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.

And then they kissed each other all night long.







hahaha thats great!
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Zira Angel's Significant Otter

Obsessive Lover

Comic from your lord and master!

...

Or would that be "lady and mistress?"

Dude, that sounds kinky.

Anyway, have a comic.
BatNeko
Comic from your lord and master!

...

Or would that be "lady and mistress?"

Dude, that sounds kinky.

Anyway, have a comic.


A hah hah ha! xD That was awesome, Batneko-sensei!
and...what's so bad about kinky? >D

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BatNeko
Comic from your lord and master!

...

Or would that be "lady and mistress?"

Dude, that sounds kinky.

Anyway, have a comic.

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I need to quit reading in this thread whilst in the college library. It's hard not to bust up laughing mrgreen --
YAY! Liam/Ian coupleness! -Has fan girl orgy-

That was great Bat! ^^

Also I really liked [~+Color.Me.Insane+~] I have to say it's very good. I like
the realism of it and how you put the reader into Ian's mind.

Prince Haijin

Just then, a hallucinogenic crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like a porn troll in the GCD. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in a golden voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.

Liam read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my brother."


As strange as this sounds, but if the whole Gaia-verse was real and the two happened to go out to dinner... I would be certain that a plotting GCDer would do that. XD
BatNeko
Comic from your lord and master!

...

Or would that be "lady and mistress?"

Dude, that sounds kinky.

Anyway, have a comic.
Quam amoena


rofl He has got to keep is trouser snake under control.
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O castitatis lilium
your right, hot shopkeeper smile
i like this emote domokun

Zira Angel's Significant Otter

Obsessive Lover

Thanks guys. mrgreen
Quam amoena


So when do we get to vote again? D:
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O castitatis lilium
BatNeko
Comic from your lord and master!

...

Or would that be "lady and mistress?"

Dude, that sounds kinky.

Anyway, have a comic.


rofl thats so great

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