E-CORP (Easter Bunny fanthread) - Missing in action... again

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Rising from the ashes of fallen GCD threads, we present the new, improved E-CORP
Or maybe the same old E-CORP, who knows.



Latest Updates
2019.4.18 Lil' D in Grunnyland.
Where has our precious Easter Bunny decided to hole himself up now? Why is he mysteriously missing from his own events? What can we do?

2018.11.03 Easter 2019 is on April 21. Should we expect to see the big bun? Should we plan anything for this?

2018.02.26 We're experiencing a few growing pains -- hold tight, E-CORPers!

Possible Discussion Points
Are you happy with Easter Bunny's cute face, or do you think he should at least still use the old mask?
What is Easter Bunny's make-up, even? We know he's a cyborg, but what is the extent? Is he just a head hooked up to life support?
Easter Bunny considers Diedrich sort-of family... are they truly friends now?
What's up with The Committee owning us?
Don't make me give you tons of spoons, come up with stuff yourself!

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Items
made for and inspired by us



Easter Bunny Colors


Mech Items






Event Items



Kindred

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Old Updates




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(Learn about E-Corp!)
At our E CORP NPCon thread, you can learn all about the history of E CORP and the Easter bunny as well. Tune in to the thread and get to know eveybody. Collect some free swag from the conventioneers, and remember: we're always watching you.


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New developments!

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Earlier today, local police departments across Gaia have reported an influx of complaints from Gaians who claim to have witnessed some sort of unidentified object traversing the world map. They also reported seeing a new location called 'E-Corp' appear on the map.

At present, insider sources close to both Jack and the Easter Bunny have confirmed to this reporter that the object people have been reporting is nothing less than an explosive device! Easter Bunny is claiming responsibility for this the appearance of the "carrot-like" bomb that threatens the Gaia world as we know it.

Gaians, this is your time to shine, this is your time to truly prove you love your rabbit overlord, and the moment you learn what it means to TRULY sacrifice yourselves.
Join me brothers, join me sisters, and together we'll put these Jacks out of their misery.






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The Easter Bunny has graced us with his presence, all followers are hereby ordered to stand-by and await further instructions. If you have the money, it is encouraged you build yourself a Rabbot Mech for the oncoming battle. If you do not have the funds, then we are taking try-outs for a new G-CORP sponsored test to build better warriors.

[NPC] Easter Bunny

Prepare yourselves my loyal followers...

My plan is nearly complete...

Jack and his supporters will pay for what he has done to me...

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Our Purpose



Welcome to E-CORP, the only caramel chocolate
haven you'll ever see in that terrible sea of
candycanes and candycorn.

We are the followers of the Easter Bunny, here to spread his
message of joy and cheer in the form of exploding eggs,
bountiful baskets of them barraging and blowing the brainless backers of Jack and Santa's fanbase.
Some would call us a terrorist organization... some could be right.



Ultimately our goal is to educate the public at large about our lord and master (the Easter Bunny)
and to help included him within Gaia's main plotline again with a mass of user feedback and support.

I mean, we don't want another Diedrich run easter, do we?

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Bunny Backstory



Listen closely children, gather around
for a tale of a man, a great man, a god.

Long ago in days of yore, there lived a
beautiful rabbit with an affinity for
chocolate eggs. Children would gather
in flocks to him, bowing at his feet,
awe-stricken by his radiant beauty and
rewarded chocolate eggs for paying him
homage.

But then...something tragic happened.



A couple of holiday figures grew jealous!
Jealous of his wealth, jealous of his
beauty! Jealous of his chocolaty eggs!

Jack, a nobody at the time, was so filled with
hatred for our glorious and perfect
leader that he Sharydouken'd him
in his beautiful face!



Now our poor leader has to run around
wearing bio-mechanical parts because
some idiots couldn't learn to stay
off his lawn. He's forever haunted
by the memory of his old face...
His beautiful face...



But even to this day... he continues
to work for you Gaians, despite his
handicap. You who have worshipped him
for his beauty, you who have been granted a satisfying compensation.

Something odd happened though...
The trespasser to his land, Santa
and the one who scarred his face for
life, Jack, appeared to have gained more
popularity than he had! Children were
flocking to them for presents and...Candy?!
Jack was stealing his holiday gimmick!?
The Easter Bunny wouldn't have this, and
desperately tried hard to please Gaians...

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Bunny Backstory
-continued-

First thread

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Ahh, Easter! My favorite time of year! A time when spring begins to bloom, and baby chicks litter the land like so many fat yellow dandelions! A time when chocolate is freely available to every child! A time for joy and egg-hunting! A time when that fat crook Santa and that creepy old ne'er-do-well Jack have cease their arrogant holiday showboating and bow down before the majesty of the Easter Bunny!

Er... sorry, I got a little caught up in old grudges.

Let's leave our grievances behind and go on an egg hunt! I've hidden eggs all around the site, and I've given Rufus at the Barton Boutique some special gifts to give to dedicated egg-hunters. I just hope he doesn't eat them all...

Our master's popularity was plummeting.
Jack and Santa, his arch rivals, were
stealing the show. Stealing his beloved
fans, the very ones who worshiped his beauty...

No, no more. The Easter Bunny wouldn't have any more of this debauchery!
On March 22nd 2K8, he sent Gaian's
a letter with a special gift inside,
the letter read:

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Dearest friend,

You may have noticed that it's Easter... the greatest holiday in the world, if you ask me.

Some people think that bovine fatcat Santa and his hideous friend Jack are the only REAL holiday mascots on Gaia. They're forgetting one thing: the Easter Bunny. I want to make sure that I'm never forgotten again. I'm sick of being pushed aside by the philistines who demand flashy Halloween costumes and expensive X-mas presents. My holiday is just as important! I demand respect, and I'm willing to take it by force...

Heh heh... but I didn't want this to be an angry rant... no, not at all. I want to give you a joyful gift to prove my love for all of Gaia!

Please, accept this special gift! Soon, its true purpose will be revealed...

Faithfully yours,

The Easter Bunny

We were gifted clock eggs.
Clock eggs which blew up on April 1st.
He was being forgotten by his loyal fans
and in an act of desperation, sent us
all explosives to ensure we would ingrain
him into our heads for years to come.
If our master could not be famous, he would be infamous.

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Dearest friend,

I hope you've been enjoying your Easter egg. With great pride and delight, I announce that it's finally time to open the egg and discover its true nature.

I ask you this favor: as you open the egg, please picture my shiny metal face. I want you to eternally remember me as the most generous, caring holiday mascot in the world.

To open your egg, visit the My Avatar panel and reequip the item... you'll notice that it has a very special new pose available!

I'll see you on the other side,

The Easter Bunny

He was the most generous holiday mascot.
He was the most caring holiday mascot.
He genuinely loved us.
He genuinely cared for us.
But we betrayed him.

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Uniform




E-CORP Has only one uniform requirement: wear a rabbit or chick-based item.
Preferably the masks. Below however is what we call the "perfect world syndrome" uniform that we encourage all users to wear.
This avatar symbolizes the standard grunt that the entire army makes up. You are allowed to make whatever modifications to your uniform that you so desire. We urge you keep the masks.


Item List:
Kachina Clown Body Paint
Elftech Gloves
Soldat Steel Boots
Skull Biker Black Leather Strides
Prisoner's Top
Bani Mask


If you can not afford a mask or are too lazy to purchase one, we will gladly go out of our way to give you one.

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Rules & Regulations

1. RULE THE FIRST: always pronounce the Easter Bunny's name in bold letters. He is our leader and shall be shown with respect!

2. RULE THE SECOND: Thoth shall always wear a bunny or chick-based item.

3. RULE THE THIRD: Doth thy spam enter these gates, there will be hell to pay.

4. RULE THE FOURTH: Follow thy TOS

5. RULE THE FIFTH: Anon gift thy neighbors, devs, and admins clock eggs.

6. RULE THE SIXTH: No Bunny Butthurt.

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Fan List



You can still find the old fanlist here. Our guild is the fanlist now.

Fan Art
Ren will probably be taking over this section.

By: Ren Orenji Doragon

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Our old thread can be located here, for reference purposes.

Affiliates




None that are active currently.